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@fullofwander
so Charlotte Bronte read Emma by Jane Austen and was really interested in this minor character named Jane Fairfax who was poor and would have been a governess had she not married well and then Bronte wrote her own novel exploring the plight of the poor governess who married this guy named Edward Fairfax Rochester in a novel called Jane Eyre and my point is don’t let anyone tell you shit about fanfiction.
She’s not the hero we deserve, but she’s the one we need right now.
American Horror Story: 1984 | 9.01
um….fem!harringrove is dat u…
struggling with watercolors
DID YOU KNOW that proper pearl necklaces actually have knots between each pearl?
This is done to stop the pearls from rubbing up against each other, potentially causing damage and discolouration to each bead, and also so that if the string breaks it’s unlikely that any more than one or two pearls will fall off the string. Pearl necklaces (and bracelets, for that matter) need re-stringing regularly, to make sure that the string isn’t stretched, frayed, or otherwise damaged, which would put the necklace at risk of breaking, and when they are re-stringed properly, new knots are always tied between each pearl.
This post brought to you by the stop making pearls scatter everywhere whenever you break a fancy lady’s necklace when murdering her, thriller writers, all you’re doing is revealing she was wearing shitty plastic beads gang
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imf fucking mad Benjamin take that dumb bitch mask OFF
“I’m real, pretty boy”
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I always headcannon Tommy being from New York, him and billy would argue witch state is better.
“I’ll admit Hagen your city has great pizza, but California is better at everything else.”
“Like What Hargrove?”
“For one we have better beaches, also awesome Chinese food.” Tommy scoffs and is about to argue more, but sees Steve. “Let’s ask Steve witch one he thinks is better.”
They both surround Steve and ask him and soon while they talk to him they both thicken they’re state accents and Steve is starting to feel flustered and turned on bit.
Okay! But then they find out Steve's never been to either place!
"What are you talking about, Steve? I thought you went to New York over Christmas last year."
"No. My parents did. I was here."
Billy shakes his head, confused. "What about Cancun last summer?"
Steve just laughs nervously. "Mom. Dad was out of town for work.
"So where have you been?" Tommy asks. Steve just shrugs.
"I've never left Indiana."
And that... That is unacceptable! The boys immediately start to put together plans for spring break.
"New York is cheaper! We can stay with my Nan. No hotel."
"You can't surf in New York!"
"You can't surf anywhere in spring, dumbass!"
And Steve is both overwhelmed by the yelling and trying not to show how excited he is about getting to go on his first real vacation with them.
Steve enjoying a great vacation with his two favorite, loveble tough boys is something I really want and need
Seconded. And if there's no official ship name for this yet, I move to go with H^3 (H-cubed).
I seconded these suggestions, Mainly H^3
H^3 is 100% approved by my useless opinion
It’ll be so much better if the road trip goes terrible in every possible way and here are my ideas for some mishaps that could happen lol :
They forget Steve’s suitcase because they were arguing who’d carry it for him and when they do notice they’re blaming each other because Steve has nothing to wear but the clothes on his back. So they give him their clothes but Steve’s a string bean compared to these literal body builders. So one day he’s swimming in Billy’s edgy-ass band shirts to the next day he’s wrapped up in Tommy’s infinite amount of Jerseys and sport jackets and everyone heart skips a beat when they see him because why not; he’s adorable.
Also Steve gets road sick. Like a lot. He’s never had to drive more than 20 minutes in Hawkins and they’ve been on the road for hours and the road quality is kinda bad. He keeps telling Tommy and Billy “pull over, I feel like I’m going to be sick.” But they don’t listen of course and call him a “pussy” and to “suck it up”. Oh, do they regret those words when Steve pukes all over their backseat and they’re forced to pull over anyway and clean out while Steve grumbles “I told you so”
Yayy Motel time. They are poor teenagers who can only afford one room with only one bed *dramatic gasp*. So Billy and Tommy argue who’s gonna sleep with Steve on the bed because that can’t possibly make the sick guy sleep on the floor. So this goes on for a while before they decide to just switch midway but when they get in to the room Steve’s knocked out and is taking up the entire bed. Billy thinks they should just shove him over but Tommy is less than a prick than Billy is and Billy is reallly just chatting shit cause he can’t imagine waking up Steve in such a cute state. So they both sleep on the floor that night and Tommy’s like “Goodnight” and Billy tells him to “Go fuck himself”
A getting lost scene. They leave Steve for ONE SECOND and he disappears. Steve who’s used to being able to trust everyone in town, goes along with the first person who says they’ve seen two boys that look just like Billy and Tommy. Luckily they find our beloved Steve before he’s lured into some weird human-trafficking plot and beat the man up till cops have to be called.
There could be more but let’s just say the never reach either locations. At the end Billy and Tommy feel bad cause their arguing and other antics ruined Steve’s first real holiday
Steve’s just beaming in the backseat because he’s just glad to be here with two boys that care for him and he saw so many road signs and got so much food and souvenirs like this weird cup and a hat with an alien design in it. He’s like a child and he doesn’t care because he’s never been this happy before.
Gehwvcfsthw!!! This is fucking adorable!!!
I love it! They're all upset and feeling guilty and blaming each other but when they get back to Steve's place he's just like "This was the best spring break I've ever had."
"But we didn't even get to New York."
"Yeah, not to mention your pretty face almost getting kidnapped, Harrington."
And Steve's still just so happy. "But I still got to see a so many new places. And...I wasn't alone. I'm happy I got to spend it with you guys."
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
And so it begins
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂
By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now
This is the feedback I’ve been looking for
The adventures of CJ
Reblogging this again for an update
a wholesome post
PLOT FUCKING TWIST
dnt ever...,, pls dnt talk abt the thicc bush ever again... plz
You can’t tell me Billy ‘grew up in the 70s and loves to eat Steve out at his sweatiest and grimiest’ Hargrove would not be into Steve’s thick bush.
Like.
That’s a dark and mysterious woods Billy wants to get up in. He wants to follow that happy trail and bury himself in all that Manly King Steve Musk.
Ok I kinda hate this but also now all I can picture is Billy preferring 70s porn to 80s porn...
Cheerleader Billy
Billy picked up cheerleading back in Middle school in Cali to royally piss off Neil. But in the end, he stayed for the Team and the exercise - once they moved to Hawkins he joins the Team of Hawkins High. Noone dares to gives him shit for it because come on, no one from the basketball-team can throw a girl. (He has seen Tommy try, it was pathetic.) That he can just swipe up a certain basketball-Team-captain without a blink of an eye is a nice bonus too! Also, all the girls from the Team want him to date Steve! Little matchmaker-monsters
Some media outlet: OMG they both wore the same suit! Tell us, who wore it better, MBJ or Zendaya???
My bisexual ass: yes
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