it's a bit of a mess lads

[crimsonender]

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

[smokingrozanov]

Shane watched every 2014 Buzzfeed video with the word ‘Gay’ in the title & thought to himself “okay see I can’t be gay because I don’t act like that” then he’d go jerk off to the memory of choking on it

[msmargaretmurry]

"how many drinks would it take for you to kiss leon draisaitl?" (x)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

[dailywomen]

ROSAMUND PIKE photographed by Grace Difford for GQ Hype (2026)

[drtrinitysantos]

okay obligatory disclaimer that I'm faceblind but the AI generated alpha in this werewolf pregnancy novel is definitely supposed to be ryan guzman right

[drtrinitysantos]

Ryan Guzman as 'ALPHA INSTRUCTOR' in 'MATED TO HER ALPHA INSTRUCTOR'

[cloudabserk]

this is so funny to me did lestat himself post this

[cloudabserk]

lestat immediately after ruining everyone around him’s lives: how would i describe myself? well i am much like the giving tree in the classic shel silverstein novel “the giving tree”

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[aniseandspearmint]

"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."

[potato-murderer]

I am now in debt to someone I have never met before

[potatofacts]

If you did this to a human they wouldn’t like it but potatoes aren’t even remotely scared of this

[thoodleoo]

i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i'd be like honey look this amphora's got achilles and ajax playing dice on it

[thoodleoo]

my wealthy husband: i thought i had some drachmas stashed away over here

the pottery i just bought with my husband's drachmas featuring an owl dressed up like a soldier:

[loveridden1999]

[manhasetardis]

Heated Rivalry + Textposts 27/?

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[avantgarden-er]

Shane voice ilya you can’t get the Braids. I know you like the beads. You can’t

[clytemnestraaa]

if Hayden hadn’t outed them publicly how do you think they’d go about it after getting married ?

tastefully worded borderline ambiguous post on shane’s instagram featuring photos of them together on various scenic hikes standing at least 3 feet apart in every shot. followed by a tourist’s photo of them in ibiza with ilya with the worst sunburn of his life fully lobster red with both hands down the back of shane’s swim trunks grabbing his bare ass. followed by a tweet published on ilya’s twitter at 3:31am and deleted at 4:47am that reads YES I SUCK COCK YOUR MOTHER WAS GREAT TEACHER

[sports-sideblog]

NHL pride mood board 🌈🌈🌈

[wunderkindy]

op mentioned not being able to find the screenshot of geno liking bisexual pegging posts on twitter so that's below the "read more" if people want to see it (with censor bars over everything explicit but.... it's still pretty clear what's going on lol)

happy pride 😊🌈

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[art3missilver]

Ilya would love saying Sucking Dick And Cock