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26 heebies and jeebies

[fullofworm]

idk if here still uses IG but I have an art account @ drinkyourgarlic if you want to check it out :) I’m almost to 100 followers which is so fucking cool!!!

[foldingfittedsheets]

As I rang up a sale today with a very nice couple the woman was spelling her last name. I am very bad at taking down letters so I was going slowly as she spelled, “K, A, S, E, B, E, R, G.”

As I got to “berg” at the end my brain caught up a little and prompted that that means “mountain” in German. My eyes then flicked back to the first part and I scanned “Kase” and I started giggling.

I looked at the woman and asked, “Does your name mean ‘Cheese Mountain?’”

Her eyebrows shot up and she asked, “You speak German?”

“Not very well, but I still have basic vocabulary.”

“It does mean Cheese Mountain,” she told me with delight.

“I love that so much. That’s the best name ever.”

She told me it was her maiden name and she’d always loved it and had gone back to it after a divorce. She also said she met a German woman once who saw it and was befuddled by such a name but I think it’s incredible.

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[mayonaizs]

the emoji combo of these is genuinely distressing for me :) under the cut for curious souls

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[fullofworm]

cursed with not caring about those two gay boys from heated rivalry. doubly cursed because someone i follow has turned into a heated rivalry blog and they don’t use tags

[fullofworm]

now someone has turned into a beatles fan blog

[fullofworm]

everyone say thank you lexapro

[redlipstickresurrected]

Jay Chung (South Korean, b. 1986, Seoul South Korea, based Dallas, TX, USA) - Timeless Stillness, 2024, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[theonion]

World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things

[fullofworm]

anyways arizona iced tea 89¢ at kroger for when you’re too broke for your usual special beverage. everyone say thank you arizona iced tea

[fullofworm]

cursed with not caring about those two gay boys from heated rivalry. doubly cursed because someone i follow has turned into a heated rivalry blog and they don’t use tags

[tsarina-anadyomene]

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable