My toughts are now your problem

[fullthingenthusiast]

(*During a Gotham academy party)

Random PTA mom: "Oh hey Damian how are you doing?"

Damian: " I'm at school on a sunday what do you think?"

Random PTA mom (not paying attention): "Oh that's nice, so... Is your dad coming by any chance?"

Damian: "I don't know maybe i usualy don't pay much attention when he talks"

Bruce(coming in): "Well that's nice to know, sorry I'm late."

Random PTA mom (flirtatious): "Oh that's ok Brucie we just started, so how's it going?"

Damian:"...."

Damian: "Susan do you need a glass of Water?"

Random PTA mom: "What? Oh no dear i'm fine, why?"

Damian: "Because you look realy thirsty."

[fullthingenthusiast]

Since is that time of year again let's do this.

The batfamily and their favorite Christmas movies:

Bruce:

Genuinely rooting for the Grinch and doesn't like the ending.

Dick:

Watches it every Christmas with out fail

Jason:

Claims he never watched it but gets annoyed when someone says is not a Christmas story, likes to complain that the book was better.

Cass:

Thinks the gremlins are cute and doesn't understand why they want to get rid of them, finally understands why Tim gave Damian that nickname.

Tim:

Claims he likes the message of the movie but it's mostly do to "aesthetic" reasons, Jason makes fun of him every Christmas.

Stephanie:

She's not sorry about it and makes everyone watch it.

Duke:

Loves it and is very proud of it, always cries a lit when watching it.

Damian:

Loves the violence and always laughs when the burglars get attacked, is always judging the bandits methods to the point where Bruce ask him if he is planning on robbing a house himself.

Alfred:

Doesn't have one, thinks the mayhem necessary to pick a movie to watch is more interesting to watch.

[fullthingenthusiast]

:)

[tinky-dinky]

I hate Damian. I’ve tried and tried to like him, but I just can’t.

The way he treated Tim, and the way he treats others as well, and that he never gets called out on it, just pisses me off.

I don’t know if it’s actually a comics thing, but in almost every fanfic I’ve read with Damian in, he is constantly rude and insulting to almost everyone and it just gets shrugged off by the other characters. No one, not Bruce, not Dick and half the time not even Alfred says anything about his atrocious behaviour.

This is, apparently, because of his bad childhood. That is a bullshit excuse. You know who else had bad childhoods and were abused? Jason and Tim. But their shitty behaviour isn’t ignored or excused.

I cannot stand the little brat.

[fullthingenthusiast]

Honesty I can't blame you, Damian is a complex character that most writers can't or won't even try to do justice, many even admitted to not liking him, so his characterization is always Rocky, sometimes they decide do make him a vilian out of time air for shock value or something, but Damian is one of the most emphatic character's I know, he just has no way of showing it because he wasn't allowed to show it, but he cares deeply for the people he loves and is fiercely loyal, he even died defending Dick

This was their last conversation

And his attitude comes from a place of fear because he doesn't want to show people he cares so it's easier to rude to them, he's like a hard rock candy.

And about Tim, yeah it was fucked up and he does owe him an apology but their relationship has gotten to the point that Tim mourned Damian and has recently said in his new comic that despite everything he and Damian are still brothers

And I mean Is fine if you don't like him that's none of my business but don't judge him based off fanfictions and comics with writers that couldn't give less of a shit about him.

Also Damian as a toddler, just because everyone should get to see it.

[fullthingenthusiast]

I'm very confused but very intrigued

[fullthingenthusiast]

Here's a thought, is no one gonna tell Talia that respawn is her kid or...?

Just kinda fells important and literally nobody has even mention it, are we just ignoring it in hopes that it goes away?

[jasontoddsguns]

Damian Fans, how you feeling about this arc in Batman vs. Robin #1 🎤

[fullthingenthusiast]

I hope that Damian finally gets to slap Bruce, and let's be honest they were probably going to make Bruce a shitty dad again so at least this way Damian gets to beat his ass.

[fullthingenthusiast]

I'm not gonna lie as many problems as Batman vs robin has Magic Damian ain't one of them.

[fullthingenthusiast]

I've seen so many people being upset about the Batman vs robin comic but honestly couldn't be me like I love him so much that even if he isn't possessed I'm supporting him, and I hope beats the shit out of Bruce to be honest and we still get to have magic Damian, which I hope it sticks.

My point being hero or vilian he will be iconic

[fullthingenthusiast]

Bruce: Hello Damian.

Damian: Father.

Bruce: How was school? Anything interesting happened?

Damian: Not really no.

Bruce: What about the fact that the fire alarm went off today, that seems pretty interesting to me.

Damian: Then you must have a really sad personal life Father.

Bruce: Funny, so you want to tell me what happened?

Damian: What's there to tell there was a situation in witch my life was compromised, nothing unusual and if you are implying something please do it at Once.

Bruce: Fine, did you pull the fire alarm?

Damian: No Father I didn't.

Bruce: Ok good...

Damian: I started I fire.

Bruce:"...."

Bruce: Why do even bother

[fullthingenthusiast]

The funniest thing that could possibly come out of Damian and Tim being robin at the same time is them getting balmed for the others shit

[fullthingenthusiast]

Everything about these panels is pure gold

[fullthingenthusiast]

Bruce: I need one of you to stak out on the docks tonight I have a source that tells me that a big drug shipment is coming in.

Jason: Not it.

Tim: I would but you know my spleen...so

Damian: Oh please

Tim: You know what talk to me when one YOUR organs has been taken

Damian: I have a metal spine but you don't hear me complaining

Everyone:"...."

Tim: What?

Bruce: That do you mean you have a metal spine

Damian: Yeah I had to have it implanted when flamingo shot me and then mother used it to control me and kill Grayson, but you never hear me complain about it.

Bruce:"...."

Tim:"...."

Jason:"...."

Tim: Tf is wrong is you

[fullthingenthusiast]

Dick: Com on Damian don't be difficult school isn't that bad.

Damian: Name me one person who enjoyed going to school.

Dick: Ok fine but don't you want to take a stab at being social?

Damian: I do like stabbing

[fullthingenthusiast]

[someoneimsure]

Me: Damian has not earned the right to be called Robin.

Damian fans: What the fuck did you say?

Me: Did I stutter?

[fullthingenthusiast]

I'm sorry do you need more or are you not done being wrong

[fullthingenthusiast]

Damian: I don't see why not Father.

Bruce: Damian I'm not going to let you bring a tiger cub to the manor.

Damian: So not only do you raise me in whitewashed household but you also intend to deprive me of animal company?

Bruce: My answer is final.

Damian: And the white man wins again.