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shark vs the universe

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Cosmic Funnies
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@cuupiemayo
ever since I was a little girl Iāve been a bitch
im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what
how it feels spending money on something i wanted
there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this
Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer
"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)
"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game
from the term ādisc jockey,ā more commonly known as a dj, we can conclude that music is descended from horses
this kidās post and his replies to peopleās questions are so pure Iām sobbing
Whatās betterā the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a womanās boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.
This is so FUCKING cute help me
hey, trans girls who are into guys? THIS is what you deserve. donāt you ever believe that you have to bend over backwards for men to like you, that you have to accept being disrespected and mistreated, that youāre something to hide or be ashamed of. youāre beautiful, youāre a fucking princess, and you deserve someone who sees that and loves you deeply and unconditionally, who will choose you over the world and fight the world for you. THIS is the kind of guy.
full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease
i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year iāll find a man attractive. and she was like āso what am i if i only like girls, and iāve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?ā i was like āyouāre a lesbian with a coke addiction?ā and she was like āwoooooahā. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if youāre out there, i hope youāre going places. well, not far, since youāre electronically tagged. but spiritually.
You don't like New Yawk? š½? Bada Bing?
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you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence
"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch