Rachel

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[thatvampiremoney]

[incredibly-cold]

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

[tanknaka]

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

[vikadou]

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

[fuloopugous-blog]

Soooo my mother just threw a hissy fit after I took her to the movies, my treat, filled up the gas in the truck and have just generally been on top of my shit. She was annoyed and snapped at me so I told her to calm down. The conversation escalated to her talking over me calling me childish and me telling her to just calm down. When she refused, I asked her what the fuck was her problem, I’m driving, btw. She then reaches over, punches me in the mouth and insists that I don’t speak to her that way. I pull over, she jumps in the passenger seat and drives off leaving me a couple miles from home in weather under freezing wearing just a tank top and a cardigan. She then screams out the window that I’ll need to figure out the bus system. THIS all happening after I’ve given her my settlement money from my car crash and asked for absolutely nothing in return. Now, I ask you, who is the immature one? The one that wanted to have a calm conversation about how we were going to work out the next day? Or the one who hits a driver why the vehicle is moving then, very maturely, leaves them stranded in the freezing cold to walk a couple miles at 1 am in a dagerous part of town by herself?

Why did she do this? Nobody knows. She’s a fucking lunatic. Ask one fucking question and next thing you know, you’re being screamed at.

[fuloopugous-blog]

This was a fateful night in my life. I’ll always remember it as the night I decided I wasn’t going to let any one else determine the outcome of my life.

Up until this point, I had truly felt a lack of any control in my life. I was depressed without a sense of who I was. A major factor in my depression was the treatment from my mother my entire life. That night, I took back my power from someone I believe to be bipolar and narcissistic. But who actually knows?

After that night, I saw her only a few more times. Once on her terms, she showed up at my new apartment with a bag of things she claimed to belong to me (none of them actually did) demanding money from me as if she hadn’t kept the settlement money from my car accident claiming I still owed her rent from when I still lived with her. That ended with me kicking her off my property. That felt damn good.

Fast forward 6 years and I reached out to her to meet up for coffee. In the span of these 6 years we lived in the same town and she never once sought me out. I got married and didn’t invite her to the wedding, but I invited my aunt with whom she lives. Mind you, she sent a wedding card and house warming gift with my aunt, but my mother has always bought my love with gifts and nothing else.

Anyhoo, we met up for coffee after not seeing or speaking to each other in 6 years and the first thing she says to me is, “I’ve never liked your step mom.” Followed up shortly by, “I still can’t accept you for loving a woman.” I expected both things, but hoped for better.

I had spent the last 6 years learning who I am without anyone else and expanding my family to include non-blood relatives. I did so much work to heal myself and I wondered, why hadn’t she? Why didn’t she see that fateful night as a failure on both our parts, a jumping off point to learn and grow?

This meeting was arranged in hopes that she would prove to me she had learned or grown in some positive way and I was immediately faced with the reality that my mother is stunted and will never be better than what she is. Do I love her? Yes. But I love me more.

She honestly believed that the only reason I was reaching out was to let her know I was pregnant and she would soon be a grandma. Neither were true, but in her head that’s what I would want to talk to her about after all these years. I had written her out of my future children’s lives the moment she hesitated when I asked her if she would consider my children with a woman her grandchildren.

I’ve now moved away from that small town. I’m thriving back in FL, pursuing my degree again, working a great job, and actually trying to get pregnant now. This is the me I thought was just a dream. When I made this post, I never thought I would have the beautiful life my wife and I have built together. My mother is not a part of either mine or my brother’s lives because of this and all the other encounters I had with her. I’m sad for her and what her future will be, but I didn’t make her choices for her. This is the reality she worked so hard to create. I hope she has a little bit of happiness at least. Probably reading or playing her computer games that were so much more important to her than me and my brother.

[fuloopugous-blog]

me, walking into 2017 with my eyes closed: im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is

[fuloopugous-blog]

Pulled out the old #showchoir red for #datenight tonight! #NewsomeEliteChoir

[fuloopugous-blog]

Who needs a man when you have a #lumberwoman!? #MyGirl @myrrg

[tyrelpinnegar]

How do they make ice cream in Zootopia? Who are they milking?

[gemini]

…..I’m deleting this website within the weeks

[memewhore]

[kiss-her-cheek-deactivated20170]

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[fuloopugous-blog]

This is my kind of Saturday night. Spent with the love of my life making our dream board for our plans in the coming years. @myrrg #dreamboard #artsandcrafts #love #ourfuture

[fuloopugous-blog]

Final products from our basil bake last night!! We used a total of 9 1/4 cups of packed basil! Most of it from mom's garden!

[fuloopugous-blog]

#homemadepesto making time!!! We're making #pesto #basilvinegar #basilcucumberlimevodkaslushies #basilbutter

[fuloopugous-blog]

One of my favorite Hawaiians @thelehuaflower, let's face it I have lots of them, made fresh spam musubi this morning and brought some to share with the family. I love this girl so much! #mybestfriendisbetterthanyours #thelehuaflower #spammusubi

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Trump’s appeal to black voters isn’t an appeal to black voters at all. Darnell hits it on the head:

follow @the-movemnt

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[awkwardlystrangebutterfly]

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[guy]

i just made bird noises