laughbook

the bestest minds…..

[funnytulpa]

only funnies………… my funnies 😈👹

all abt me me me

[dogpuppy]

[poyosilly]

[selfundiagnosed]

Progressive cis he/they bisexual guy who views trans men as obtainable lesbians that i used to be friends with voice:

[toddsolondz]

real ass perverts move in silence and fear

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[imtzvi]

I think women are very special and i like being around them and talking to them #IsThatOkay

[twerklina]

[super-affection]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[magicalastronomies]

other drivers would acknowledge a bricker

[magicalastronomies]