The Cracker Factory Company Blog

I make garbage videos on my computer and reblog something every five months

[thewisesaltine]

Merry Christmas. I pooped.

[leolaroot]

they made a star trek movie last year just last year and you may notice that nopony on earth gave a fuck about that fact at all or even noticed that it happened or reacted in any way. worlds first impactless media

[avontarrant]

[iwishiwenttostarfleetacademy]

This is so basic and general, and also very specific and I fear it's literally me

[helena-bottom-farter]

[hollis-art]

fashion and gossip, what more could a gal want?

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[certified-linguistics-moment]

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[thewisesaltine]

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

currently, pikmin 4, but i could probably restart that any time. idk i'm lazy

[orionloid]

Getting into Star Trek in the ripe year of 2026 is so weird, cause like... everyone knows Star Trek. Older generations tend to have a lot of knowledge about like the TNG era, maybe even watched it, but for anyone my age or younger it's something that just kind of vaguely exists in the background of culture. It's your favorite show's favorite thing to reference. It's your grandma's yaoi. It's something your grandpa collected magnets for. But I hardly meet anyone who actually actively engages in Star Trek (or more specifically The Original Series), and somehow it lives in between being very well known and also being very niche.

I think a lot of this comes from this feeling like it's a party that you missed out on, like a dying art form you are only getting into now that it's been replaced by something newer and more efficient. Star Trek was all the rage, and now, in a time where entertainment companies are going through mega-mergers and conservatism is back on the rise and trending again, it is struggling to find its footing with a new generation, and that is especially true now that Starfleet Academy is being pre-maturely put down. It is simultaneously so much content to approach and information to learn that it's daunting to newcomers and not enough content tapping into the current cultural moment/zeitgeist.

Am I making sense? I hope someone understands what I am getting at. Anyways, so far, I love my dive into Star Trek, and it both overwhelms me and excites me that I have basically only scratched the surface. I keep catching myself watching season three of TOS slower and slower to postpone my farewell to this original series. I have a strong feeling that no other Star Trek show will be like it, and while that may be good in many ways, I am going to miss going on silly and philosophical adventures with my favorite silly characters.

[thewisesaltine]

4 hours is seen as a short amount of time to spend at your job, but a ludicrous amount of time to be entertained by a movie. This is because we are all living in cages.

[thewisesaltine]

Do you guys think they're related?

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[buzzlightyearhugecock]

WOODY AND I ARE ON A MISSION TO STEAL JD VANCE’S FORESKIN

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

the young and despondent nuwho fan who believes that dr who only exists when its currently airing on tv vs the wise classic who fan who knows that doctor who exists all the time, constantly, and you'll never be free of it just because the bbc pull the plug vs the enlightened eu fan who knows that doctor who actually manages to somehow exist More when the bbc take it off television

[rylandsgrace]

I feel seen