Ich will lebendig sein, während ich hier bin

Obsession and Procrastination at their finest.

[thegentlemansarmchair-deactivat]

Scrooge

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[creamhearts]

why are yall so afraid to double text like ill be out here sending 9 messages in a row buzz buzz another message? its me bitch i just got a lot to say!!

[melonmemes]

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[feministism]

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[takealookatyourlife]

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

[ruinedchildhood]

[gupdoo3]

does anyone know what this meme is actually called

[ziraseal]

fun fact

bi means two so whenever you encounter a bisexual, there is a smaller, angrier bisexual hiding nearby. watching. waiting.

[miss-ingno]

a nearbi if you will

[quinintheclouds]

just a bistander on standbi

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[cryptolocked-deactivated2018081]

a friend

[ichorandpride]

i havent seen an iDog in fucking years let alone online

[no-chill-at-all]

[theotheryongbok]

How millennials killed the divorce industry

[glumshoe]

What are some solar eclipse traditions you know of?

[iscarium]

Taking down the fire nation

[xennariel]

Turning everyone in the country into a powerful alchemic stone.

[acommunistraptor]

[krys23]

[revengeofthemudbutt-deactivated]

This show is gold.

[amusementforme]

wow this is the first time in months i’ve actually seen the real post instead of the dialogue posted on screencaps of other shows

[padmedala]

The original is the best because everyone’s reactions are spot on

[therothwoman]

This is the first time I’ve EVER seen a gifset of the original scene.

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresbyterian]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication