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@furby-customs
So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon
#This is the representation I’ve been looking for
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
Concerning clowns and dignity
They have no kings, no gods, and no laws beyond what's fair and what's funny. They will respect you in their own way, but only on their own terms.
You cannot shame a clown in any way that matters.
You cannot silence the clowns in any way that matters.
The only way to offend a clown is to try to silence them.
Nobody has dignity unless the clowns allow it. If you don't like how they treat you as a friend, you won't like the way they treat you as a threat.
I’ve been trying to share this since I found out. They are moving onto harassing people in Memphis.
Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.
Everyone was lovely in getting the word out about Chicago and Minnesota. I want to spread that awareness for folk in tennessee.
What fire sale on estrogen are the people in the comments on your post talking about, Google is giving me absolutely nothing
(With reference to this post here.)
I confess I only saw a post about it in passing and don't have the business name or URL at my fingertips, but I know for an absolute fact some of the folks following this blog will be able to hook you up.
its OpenGateLabs
Open Gate Labs
(someone already put this info in a comment but a reblog might be easier to find)
(North American supplier, depending on where youre based it might be cheaper to use a local supplier)
woah woah slow down what the fuck is THIS
"yeah dw i'll find your post just give me a second to consult The Entity"
look at my child. Cubed. a mere blobling. and for what
the fucking Disease Ball
Look... I have extensive experience as a test analyst, if it means not experiencing so many bugs I'll put in a few hours system testing a month on the house @staff
My friends on discord really hated it but maybe you guys can see the vision
OH MY GOD please look at these atrocious (amazing) furby shoes i kist found on Vinted... apparently the brand KOI Footwear had a collab with Furby some time back... i'm obsessed
I thought these were some kind of abomination super glued together by a tiktoker until i saw the real actual furby branding. insane.
@mostlysignssomeportents
Tumblr wouldn’t let me add a video to the original Furby D20 post so here’s a post with video and progress pics. It’ll be at Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall this weekend in Monroe Washington if you’re in the area and want to take some psychic damage of your own.
I'm CACKLING like a hyena!
this looks like some sort of poster for bullying
Get ready
goodluck with the rummaging everyone
Ah crap. I went vegan. That's like, the opposite of cannibalism. Do I have to turn in my 🌈 card? :/
made you some graphics to help you remember
if anyone needs the instructions on how to disable chrome’s ai summary on desktop, here they are! (unfortch i don’t have the link to the original video this screenshot came from)
well played, blogger.
you did it. you fed the feed until you couldn’t feed anymore. with absolutely no help from @mysterious-cat-official.
462,371 of you played 5,236,708 games. yeah, that’s five million, two hundred and thirty-six thousand, seven hundred and eight snek games played on tumblr dot com the website and app. collectively, you played the game for 2095 days. here’s what was consumed:
Mutuals: 12,165,274
Blazes: 1,643,358
Comments: 8,124,113
Reblogs: 3,882,185
Likes: 8,125,971
Boops: 3,252,154
Asks: 1,209,368
…and on the subject of asks, mysterious-cat-official unleashed 1368154 question items, and you rose to the challenge of replying to 172034 of them.
one spectacularly resourced blog played 36,055 times—we’re still not sure how you did that, but well done you.
two intrepid players reached the highest score of 407 but really, everyone’s a winner, baby: fanart was created, the snek was fed, mysterious-cat sated, and hopefully, you had a little fun along the way. we live to feed again! xoxo, tumblr
There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.
“Ma’am, I really must insist that you pay for the room and board I’ve been giving you! It’s been a week!”
“Fine, fine,” I grumble. “I have a few options for payment: I could give you paper money, cheap gaudy jewelry, chocolate coins, spiders, some pretty seashells-”
“Spiders????” he repeats, baffled.
“Spiders it is, then,” I agree equitably, and with a wave of my hand the bed I’ve been sleeping in for the last week turns into a writhing mass of various spiders.
Worth it.
—
“Stop right there! You’re under arrest for fraud, destruction of property, and-!”
I yawn. “Didn’t ask, don’t care.” A few gestures, and the guards’ swords are all transmuted into spiders, and then they’re too busy to worry about little ol’ me.
—
“You have insulted my honor and humiliated me in front of my children! I demand satisfaction! I demand a wizard’s duel!”
Shrugging, I say, “Sure, okay, whatever. Right here and now okay?”
The pompous wizard-noble blinks. “I- you don’t want to prepare? Get your wizard’s staff or anything?”
“Nah, I’m pretty good with somatic gestures.”
“Well, if you’re sure… here and now then! Have at you!” He slams his staff down on the ground dramatically, a small shockwave of fire radiating out from the impact.
So of course, I turn his staff into spiders.
“AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK”
“So if you’re too busy screaming to cast spells, does that mean I win?”
“AUGH ONE OF THEM BIT ME”
“I’m taking that as a yes.”
—
After that, they start coming at me in waves, with cheap wands and staves and swords and bows bought in bulk, hoping to exhaust my magical reserves so they can get close enough to put a magic inhibitor on me.
They did not expect my reserves to be as vast as they were, not did they expect me to be able to transmute the inhibitors themselves into spiders.
“Didn’t you take Magic Basics in wizard college?” I yell at the panicking mages. “Inhibitors aren’t immune to magic until the moment they activate! Serious weak point in the design, tell your magitechnicians to fix that!”
—
So of course they try assassins next.
Poison fails, because I transmute any food and drink I get into spiders and then transmute them back. Pretty easy way to get rid of poison.
So then they try knives in dark alleys. The knives bruise through my full-body spider-silk outfit, but do not penetrate, and they only get one shot before they have bigger problems.
Next is killing me in my sleep. None live to report back that the human-shaped lump under the blankets is actually a mass of highly venomous spiders.
The kingdom throws everything it has at me, and I continue to walk away, heralded by the chittering of spiders and the screams of everyone else.
—
Finally, I stand before the king himself in his overly opulent throne room, and by now he is a broken shell of a man in the face of my unorthodox tactics.
Good.
“What do you want?” he practically sobs. “You’ve singlehandedly redirected the entire crown’s budget for the next three years into replacing every weapon you’ve turned into spiders. Much more and we’ll be invaded by our neighbors! We wouldn’t be able to resist being annexed! So what can I give you to make you stop doing this?!”
I pause and pretend to consider, tapping a finger against my chin thoughtfully. “You know, you sent my brother off to war a few years back. That conflict with the Yughs up north, I believe. He didn’t want to go, so your guards forced him at spearpoint. I haven’t seen him since.”
He seizes on that, as I expected. “Yes, yes, I’ll have him returned right away! Tell me his name and I’ll honorably release him from duty and have him escorted safely home!”
“Oh?” I raise one sardonic eyebrow. “Are you able to bring back the dead now, oh wise and glorious king?”
He pales, and it’s the most satisfying thing I’ve seen in years.
“You have nothing I want,” I growl, letting the anger slip through for the first time in years. “You cannot bring him back, you cannot make up for my loss with all the riches in your kingdom. The only thing I want is to take everything from you, the way you did to me. Your kingdom will bleed out of resources, one of the neighboring countries you’ve been trying to conquer for decades now will take advantage and annex this place, and you will either be executed or forced to work for a living for the first time in your life.”
I glare at him, and he refuses to meet my eyes. “You will lose everything you ever cared about in your life. One spider at a time.”
I transmute his throne and crown into spiders (non-deadly; he doesn’t get to escape my wrath that easily), then turn and walk away, ignoring his screams and sobs.
—
And that’s why, when the Yughs finally annexed the kingdom I grew up in, they preemptively made Transarachnomancy a forbidden magical art. Not sure how they intend to enforce that, mind, but I’m not looking to challenge that. I’ve gotten what I wanted; if some other aspiring mage wants to try and follow in my footsteps, that’s not my problem.
Besides, in terms of magical skill, I’ve always been an outlier anyway. Most mages would be lucky to turn just one knife into a spider at a time; I can turn ten thousand with a few gestures. I doubt anyone will outdo my legacy.
But hey, if you want to try and surpass Georgia of the Spiders? Feel free. I’ll welcome the competition.
This website is full of white people who pay lip-service to race and colonialisn in order to win arguments with each other.
Was subjected to something annoying and interesting recently.
Yeah, it's weird how I don't talk about transmasculine people's oppression at all---
Oh that's inconvenent. But maybe it's true that I'm constantly pitting transmasculine and transfeminine oppression against each other---
Darn, it's almost like people lie about me without reading a damn word of anything I've written.
But what about "trans women being recognised legally in India"? Oh, you mean the recent amendment to the Trans Act, which defines trans women as either child groomers or self-mutilators? That legal recognition? That's what you're calling a privilege?
You know, if only someone had written about how the "legal recognition" of "third genders" outside the West was actually erasure, transmisogyny, and violence. Then maybe you wouldn't be caught with your head all the way up your ass and know a single fucking thing about the material conditions of trans people from the third world, fancy that.
On a final note:
That'd be cool, wouldn't it? If you actually paid attention to the plight of trans people in the third world, instead of instrumentalising us as a rhetorical tool to bludgeon each other with?
Because actually caring about people from the third world isn't the point, is it? The point is to win arguments with other white people. So you'll pretend to care and be aware of issues third world trans people face, and lie about what trans people from the third world actually believe, all to serve your agenda of winning fights on Tumblr Dot Shit.
Fuck all of you.
