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reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste
And here's a bamboo forrest
Look at my dragon, isn't he cute
Jinshi wants 3 things in this life:
1) become Mr Maomao
2) see himself indisputably removed from the line of succession
3) provide Maomao with an imperial decree that she be allowed to do whatever she wants forever
So... I can usually find my family in a crowd or across large distances by their lack of volume control and the very specific tone of voice they use when they enthusiastically explain things
Today I lost my family in a train museum, I did not manage to tell them apart from other people in the train museum
Turns out my family radar is actually just an autism radar
Apparently my sister was convinced she saw me in the ship section of the museum
I didn't go to the ship section of the museum
So... I can usually find my family in a crowd or across large distances by their lack of volume control and the very specific tone of voice they use when they enthusiastically explain things
Today I lost my family in a train museum, I did not manage to tell them apart from other people in the train museum
Turns out my family radar is actually just an autism radar
O, charming fellow
Sweet little birb
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Man behind me having unhinged phone conversation. There is an internationally famous dairy in the area I was visiting and he was commissioned by the lady on the other end of the phone to collect specific cheeses from there. The lady is very high strung about the type and condition of the cheese.
The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"
I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.
Our flight is delayed.
He does not have the cheeses in a cooler, just a regular backpack.
I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag in the backpack. He has Jansport backpack that is jam-packed with cheeses. There is apparently $405 dollars worth of cheeses in that backpack, which I know because he has been trying to get the lady to venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do. It is unclear whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial or what, but I'm leaning towards "what".
Two more people have joined us. One is a very elegant man with a perfect manicure in a tailored business suit, the other is a neon-haired person of indeterminate gender wearing a fox kirigumi. The Shiba Inu has been staring at the latter for three minutes now.
Uh oh.
Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.
The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.
He's not having it. He's insisting she told him she would pay him back- he would have gotten her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in the area out of love, but he went out of his way because she agreed to pay him costs+ extra to cover it.
HE RECORDED THE CONVERSATION IN WHICH SHE PROMISED TO PAY FOR THE CHEESE, SHE'S THAT MUCH OF A FLAKE.
I am about to offer this man cash for some of these cheeses because our flight is now more delayed.
"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, YOU DON'T GET FANCY CHEESE."
"OR ELSE WHAT?"
"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"
"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"
"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"
"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"
*hangs up phone*
*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*
The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.
"If your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to having it right now?"
Naturally, I have volunteered my box of wheat thins and offered to buy one of the harder cheeses which should be fine if it makes it home.
Meanwhile, Kirigumi has noticed that the Shiba Inu is staring at her and is correctly intimidated.
1. This is some fucking great Camembert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly. So have like six other people. He's recouped like half his losses.
2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.
3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.
"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say
"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."
"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.
4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.
"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.
"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"
"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"
"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."
"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."
"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"
"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.
"Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese." Says cheese guy.
Plane may be arriving. I am paying for in flight WiFi to keep y'all updated.
1. Cheese guy has sold all but two or three cheeses that he an Pinot are going to eat on the flight.
2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.
3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.
4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.
5. Pinot is now convinced that cheese guy is the smartest and most interesting man in the world.
Ok so the Wifi wasn't working on the plane (also like, nonstop turbulence) and also they got seated in a different row from me, but:
Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.
Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.
Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.
:)
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String identified: (the whole post. it's long)
Closest match: Solanum nigrum genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Black Nightshade
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I just realized that the majority of people I’ve met who like mint flavored sweets have ADHD
Informal survey, reblog and tag whether you have ADHD and your opinion on mint flavored sweets
As long as it's very minty and not too sweet
Danny Builds a City-DCxDP prompt
Earth is kinda stupid. The people can be good but they are just as bad. Like, the diverse cultures, foods and architecture are great. Too bad, war, prejudice, and destruction follows. The fault lies in government.
Danny didn't like the government. He certainly doesn't trust it. So in his infinite power and what wisdom be had he built a new city. His own little Vatican of sorts in the north pole.
It was a safe haven for the undead where they could live in peace. No ghost hunters, vampire slayers, exorcist, or anything else people called themselves to return these beings to the afterlife.
Here they were citizens with rights and treated with decency. A place where people could understand and help them and no humans could bother them.
The city became a nation overnight but Danny was still waffling over the name.
He named a few districts so far. Polaris‐1, 2, and 3 are the districts located around the gates to get in and out. The Deadzone was the land around the city. He had named his fist settlement now palace "Station Zero" but he was currently being asked to change it to a more fitting name. He wasn't good at naming things so he's willing to put it for a vote since he was this close to calling the place "New Styx City" but he knows that sounds ridiculous(Funny but ridiculous). Honestly he let the people do most of the nameing for the rest of the districts: New Elysium, Hollowpoint, Frosthaven.
Danny stated he wanted a new home and they would make their own traditions. They had own celebrations, clothes, food, and culture. And no Christmas! Actually the ghost still celebrate so they still have their own form of Christmas while Danny kept an eye on the fat man in red that was their neighbor. Then there was the other man in red and blue that was his other neighbor.
Danny had a pro meta policy so they were welcome but Danny still found it hard to trust the blue boyscout. Part of the reason he built the city is because the justice league stood by and let his rights be taken. He didn't know why they did it but he didn't trust them. He especially didn't like how many of them could easily enter the city. This was his sanctuary, his Haven away from the rest of the world. So why were they here?
The Trapped King
“What, come to gloat at the fallen king, again?” The tired yet mocking voice echoed down the hall unnaturally - and Dick frowned.
They had no idea what this building had been used for. Just one day it came onto their - Batman’s - radar with a concerning number of unlicensed and unofficial military personnel… and now it was empty, hastily packed up and abandoned by the day they’d intended to check it out. They’d not gotten a clue of what this place was for, outside of automatic systems firing on Red Hood of all people. Not even giving the rest of them a single thought. In fact, Batman stepping in the path stopped the automatic machines.
“What’s the matter? Normally you’re laughing it up - lemme guess, did Boxy give you the slip again? Maybe Ember caught you in her songs yet again. The lot of you are simply incompetent, I swear.” There was something about the way the voice said the word incompetent that tickled at Dick’s brain, but he couldn’t place it at the moment.
He tapped his comm before moving down the hall, easily finding the only occupied cell.
The being looked awful. Their clothing appeared to be some sort of modified royal regalia - which, Dick realized, lent some credibility to the idea the other was a king - but had been torn and ripped to shreds. They had wounds that were sluggishly weeping a toxic green and their eyes were hazy, as if they weren’t able to see what was in front of them. If comparing them to a human would create an accurate assessment, they looked sickly and malnourished. He’d be surprised if someone told him the other had more than one meal a week for several months. “Awfully silent there, Agent A,” the being smirked in Dick’s general direction - he jolted slightly, realizing the being literally couldn’t see - and Dick grimaced at the codename. “No big, evil plans to destroy my Realms? No demands for me to help you capture my subjects? Not coming in here to make sure I don’t get any bright ideas about escaping? What’s the plan of the day, hm?”
“I’m not Agent A,” Dick didn’t know how to start this conversation, really, but that seemed like a safe starting point.
The being tried sitting up, movements limited as more glowing green trickled out of them, before grimacing and going back to their slumped position. The frown the king sent towards Dick was equal parts a misdirected glare and confusion. “No, you’re not,” the being agreed, “who are you then? Still haven’t gotten my eyesight back from your latest inane tests, fuck you very much, but I don’t recognize that voice.” Dick’s eyebrows raised and he heard Jason snort over the otherwise silent comms.
“Ah, I’m not part of… whatever this place was. I’m Nightwing,” Dick started, prepared to explain further that the Justice League was investigating this and a few other facilities like it that had come to their attention, when the king snorted.
“Sure, and I’m the Riddler.” The being stated drily. “The Justice League don’t give a damn about my people or the GIW, try again.”
Dick paused, tilting his head slightly - that tone of voice… “Why do you say that?”
The king sent as incredulous a look as they could towards Dick before they seemed almost… resigned. “Right, we’re gonna go this route, huh? A reminder that no one is going to save me or whatever? Fine, sure, might as well.” The being huffed a sigh, the sound worrisome if Dick were being totally honest. If the being were human, he’d be either getting them immediate medical attention and their lungs checked out or setting about trying to make their last moments as comfortable as possible. “Hm, let’s see, our first few calls to the JL were written off as prank calls, then I presume we called too many times - so our calls then got rerouted to you imbeciles.” Dick knows who this being was reminding him of, he knows he does, it was just on the tip of his tongue. “Tuck sent out some distress calls himself directly to a few superheroes, including Batman since you’re masquerading yourself as one of his associates.” Bruce grunted over the comm, which Dick interpreted as I never got those calls. “Then, as I’m sure you’re well aware of as Agent A gloats about it all the time, you employed one of the Justice League to help capture me. You wouldn’t have been successful in the least if you didn’t have their tech and influence. Though, the fact that you got my adoptive parents to get the drop on me helped immensely.”
There was no sound as Dick and his family processed that explanation.
The king spoke up again, seemingly unaware that they’d thrown them all for a loop, “so, did I pass? Or are we going back to the table?” Their tone was impatient, obviously wanting to dismiss whoever they thought Dick was, but with a tired wariness that came from knowing whoever it was would not leave and that they’d likely inflict pain upon the being.
“If you believe the Justice League aren’t going to help,” Dick tried wording it as carefully as he could, “then why won’t your people?”
“I’ve already told you all this,” the king growled, eyes flickering with a glow of power. The display made Dick wary - if the being could summon power while in this pitiful state, then how powerful were they actually? “I made a royal decree, telling them to avoid you lot specifically. Maybe get your head out of your asses and communicate a little better.”
“I found the power and security,” Tim said over the comm, breaking up the silence that’d permeated the device as they listened in on the conversation happening. A couple seconds later, the faint buzz Dick could hear faded and the door to the cell unlocked. “You’re safe to extract them now; medical has been set up in front of the building.”
Dick hurried to open the door, “we’re gonna need a lot more than a few bandages, Red.”
“I can see that,” Tim stated drily, likely cataloging what he could see of the being’s wounds.
“Alright, your majesty, I’m going to be moving you to a safe place to try to take care of your wounds,” Dick approached the being that was vaguely following his movements, wary of the previous power display, “so uh, please don’t attack me?”
The king frowned, had been since the moment Dick referred to them as your majesty, but didn’t protest being carefully lifted into Dick’s arms despite their confusion outside of a grimace of pain.
By all rights, the being looked as if they should be screaming.
It was a bit of a walk from the cell to the entrance, even with Dick hurrying as much as he dared, so he continued asking questions - easier ones this time. “So, what’s your name?”
The being snorted - then winced at whatever pain that had brought up, “you really have no clue what’s going on here, huh. King Phantom, High King of the Infinite Realms, Protector of Balance, yadda yadda, a bunch of titles that mean jack shit at the moment since I am, all in all, a glorified test subject.”
“And uh, how old are you?”
King Phantom didn’t respond for a moment, before weakly asking their own question. “What is the date?” When Dick responded, the King seemed to deflate even more. “I’m 16, then.”
Dick hesitated, “and… how old were you when you were captured?”
“It was a week before my 15th birthday.” More than a year. More than a year, this kid the same age as Dick’s baby brother had been in captivity, being treated as a test subject - worse than, considering their wounds weren’t even treated and they were left to die in their cell if Dick hadn’t checked that floor.
Dick could hear crashing and cursing on the other end of his comm, certain Jason was trashing whatever he could in a rage, before the sound was abruptly cut off as Tim filtered the loud noises out of the connection.
“I’m sorry,” Dick said sincerely - and the king just stared at him, despite the lack of vision.
The rest of the trek was done in silence.
I need more of this
Tim: Hi, B. I'm just headed to the movies with Kon so I won't be here for dinner.
Bruce: OK, have-
Bruce: Just Kon? Not the Titans?
Tim: Yup.
Bruce:
Tim:
Bruce: Did he at least come to pick you up?
Tim: Yeah, he's upstairs. I'm just gonna grab a sweater.
Kon: *chilling in the hall*
Bruce: *appearing*
Kon: Oh, hey B, how-
Bruce: I have been informed that you are taking Tim to the movies.
Kon: Yeah, we’re-
Bruce: I don’t know how Luthor or Kent raised you but when taking a son of mine out on a date, you should at least have the decency to introduce yourself.
Kon:
Bruce: I am willing to let that slide as long as you understand the rules. He’s home no later than 9:30. That’s 9:30:00 not 9:30:01. If he comes back through my door anything other than happy and content, I swear on Gotham, you will live to regret it.
Kon: Come on, B, you-
Bruce: It’s Mr Wayne when you’re dating my son. Now, he’s on his way down. You’re going to tell him how nice he looks or you’ll be sleeping under Gotham Habour tonight, understand?
Kon:
Tim: You ready?
Kon: Yeah, you look nice by the way, hot. No, um, handsome? Great, definitely. Overall, pretty.
Tim, beaming: Come on, we’ll be late.
Bruce, hugging Tim: I slipped some Kryptonite in your bag just in case the kid gets fresh, Ok?
Tim: B, are you serious?
Bruce: As a heartattack.
Bruce, turning to Kon: 9:30. And save a space for Rao between you at all times. I want nobody coming back here pregnant.
I love the idea that Jason maybe feeling a little lonely or bored as Red Hood, at odds with Bruce and the Bats, gets a little interested in the lives of his goons and henchmen to the point where it's like he's found a new soap opera and when he gets back onto speaking terms with the rest of the Bats, he gets them hooked on the tea as well.
Jason: So Rosa's girlfriend thinks she works at a shipping company down by the Narrows, but she saw her bulletproof vest in the apartment last week.
Steph: And?
Jason: She told her it was a support for lifting shit. Rosa will tell her eventually but she's a nice Catholic girl, so Rosa doesn't want to scare her off
Steph: I hope those two figure it out, Rosa's been real chill since they started going out.
Jason: So two of these guys on the day crew members realized they've both been dating the same hostess down at that bar on fifth. You know the one, she's working to save up to be a veterinarian?
Cass: Oh, is that Melanie?
Jason: Yeah, Mel. She's a good kid. So the guys figure out they're both dating her so they started pulling stupid stunts so I told them to work it out.
Cass: Punch it out Thursdays?
Jason: Yup. Whoever lost had to break up with her.
Cass: Who won?
Jason: Bill. But turns out she's dating Juan too and he's built like a fridge so
Tim: Did I miss it? Has he gone?
Duke: No, he's still with Bruce.
Dick, appearing half dressed in Nightwing gear and civvies: What did I miss?
Babs: Shhh, I'm trying to hear.
Damian: Why is Todd's presence so interesting to you all of a sudden?
Tim: So one of Jason's henchmen took a nude with the red helmet in the background.
Damian: Todd holds your interest because he employs idiots? This is not news.
Dick: The selfie was taken in Black Mask's bedroom.
Duke: With Sionis in the background and...you know what, you're still a toddler so I'm not gonna-
Damian: The implication is that if this image got out, people would assume that it is Todd in that compromising situation?
Tim: Yes.
Dick: The henchman was Paxton
Damian, invested: Paxton? What no? He's back with Linda the taxidermist.
Jason, flopping down on the nearest chair: Yeah well, turns out her projects weren't the only things getting stuffed.
Damian:
Damian: Scandalous.
Tim: How did he get your helmet?
Jason, lighting a cigarette: I don't want to talk about it.
Guys please let Bruce be a good dad it's literally what he was born to do
He makes a joke when punching goons to make his son laugh
He pretends to want a "normal camping trip" that is actually hunting for sport in order to get some fun father-son bonding time
He appears out of the shadows right when his kids need him and apologizes mid fight bc fuck these guys, Batman and Robin have them handled no problem, I need to say this now
He plays "good cop/bad cop" with his kids with other kids and goons alike
He makes fun of his kids for having crushes
He sticks his tongue out at the camera when they're watching him
He places bets on serious issues with them
He lets them go through their whole learning curve while pretending not to see it but actually following them to make sure they're safe and gives them praise when they succeed
He bullies his kids and they bully him and its glorious and please let him
Trick or treat!
Black cats are spooky right? Have a picture of the little void creature who used to break into my room all the time