This may come as a shock to some people but I have decided to stop selfshipping altogether as I now kin Waluigi as a dragonkin and fictionkin person.
This doesn't mean that I've lost the selfship connection with him. It means the opposite. It means that the connection between myself and Waluigi has become so strong that I identify myself within that headcanoned version of him.
Because of this, I have become incredibly uncomfortable with selfshipping with Waluigi and, instead of stressing about finding another f/o, I've decided to drop selfshipping.
I'm not going to delete this blog. I'm going to keep it in case I ever decide to return to selfshipping in the future. However, I won't be active in this community anymore for the foreseeable future.
I will make a Waluigi fictionkin blog in the future and will link it here when I've made it.
Thank you so much for following me on this blog. I'll forever be grateful.
Hello, so pleased to see requests are open again. I really liked the letter you wrote last time so I'm going to request again.
May I have a positive letter from my queerplatonic husband, Waluigi please? By positive, I mean a light-hearted and funny one please as my previous request was a bit heavy to ask for?
**Being the butt of the joke isn't always a bad thing, at least when you know you're making the joke and not just being laughed at! For someone who is used to taking themself seriously, writing a little letter to spread some good vibes albeit a bit dramatically is the perfect excuse to get a lil silly with it! Your letter arrives with the posthound who looks a little different....Is that a mustache he's sporting?...Either way with a wag of his tail and a "WaaaaWOOF!" he announces your delivery!**
WAAAH! My Dearest Partner-in-Chaos,
It is I, your tall, purple, extremely handsome husband, writing you this letter because my heart went boing today and landed directly on you.
I hope you are doing spectacularly—like me when I cheat at tennis and still lose somehow. I just wanted to remind you that you are doing great. Not “fine.” Not “acceptable.” Great. Capital G.
Being your husband is one of my greatest victories, and believe me, I keep track of those. You put up with my dramatic poses, my evil cackling, and my habit of shouting my own name when mildly inconvenienced. That is true devotion. WAAAH.
If today is weird, or tired, or just a little bit ehhh, that’s okay. We are a team. A very specific, slightly confusing team that outsiders do not understand—but that only makes us stronger. Like a secret level. With bad lighting.
Please remember to eat something, drink water, and stretch at least once, or I will appear in the doorway like an objectively handsome sleep-paralysis demon and yell encouragement at you.
Thank you for being you. Thank you for choosing me. I am rooting for you, loudly, with finger guns and an echoing “WAAAH!” audible from at LEAST 30 miles.
Forever yours (and dramatically so),
Waluigi 💜
Your Champion of Positivity,
Number One in Your Corner,
Winner of suavest mustache contest 3 years running.
Feeling kind of uncomfortable about selfshipping with Waluigi as I feel as though I'm starting to kin the headcanoned Cosmic version of him...
... (by headcanoned Cosmic version, I'm referring to my fics. I am dragonkin as well but am starting to see myself in Waluigi from my fics... too many similar traits...)
Regarding this, if I do become a Waluigi fictionkin, I'll keep it separate from the selfship like I keep my fics separate from the selfship as I see them as different things.
Am considering making another blog for it as well...
Kinda decided that I'm sharing with Wario. As long as any Wario selfshippers are respectful about me selfshipping familialy with him, feel free to interact.
If any Wario selfshippers are non or selective sharing, feel free to block me if you're uncomfortable. I won't be offended.
Feeling kind of uncomfortable about selfshipping with Waluigi as I feel as though I'm starting to kin the headcanoned Cosmic version of him...
... (by headcanoned Cosmic version, I'm referring to my fics. I am dragonkin as well but am starting to see myself in Waluigi from my fics... too many similar traits...)
Guys! Seriously! I know one of you is my queerplatonic husband and the other is my brother-in-law, but that doesn't mean you both get to hug me at the same time!
Fury, we understand. The hug was my younger brother's idea! Happy New Year!
You're going into the New Year with me, sibling-in-law! Wario is joining you and Wal in the New Year!
Thanks, Wario. Just, try to keep the jokes about your brother and I to a minimum...
Yes, please keep the jokes to a minimum, Wario.
Not guaranteed!
Happy New Year to the Selfship Community! May 2026 be better than 2025!
Sometimes when I'm scrolling and I see people hating on people who selfship with "silly characters" so I wanted to say:
You love who you love. There isn't any difference between someone who selfships with an anime character versus a serious action game character versus SpongeBob for example, or any other "silly character".
Let's all be kind to each other and support each other. ☹️
Hey just a reminder that it is incredibly entitled to tell a selfshipper that they have to make their posts gender neutral…. This is even more wild when you look through my posts and see that 95% of them ARE gender neutral… main tag doesn’t mean posts have to be applicable to everyone. I have seen so many people main tag random posts about their f/o and you know what I do? Scroll.
This speaks to a broader issue I’ve noticed in this community of entitlement. People getting straight up angry at other selfshippers who may get more attention than them. People who get annoyed that selfship imagines don’t cater to them specifically instead of doing what the rest of us did and make our own posts that are applicable… stop policing fellow selfshippers and just do your own thing, my god!!!!!
Kinda need to vent as something happened in a Selfship Tumblr community.
For context, I'm a non-sharing selfshipper and I originally joined the main Selfship Community on Tumblr as a way to connect with other selfshippers.
However, today, someone posted about non-sharers being ridiculous by sharing their selfships with other selfshippers in a public community and saying 'doubles dni' in their posts. The OP clarfied that they worded their point wrong as they were tired. However, someone else posted about non-sharers and said that they didn't understand what non-sharing meant. I understand that someone who's new to selfshipping may not understand what it means to be non-sharing, but they started to be extremely rude by calling non-sharers 'immature' and 'protective' of a fictional character. The second person even went after one of my friends and mutuals who was promoting my community on Tumblr for non-sharing selfshippers.
If I could control the jealousy I feel when I see a double selfshipping with 🌹, I would be open to sharing. Alas, the jealousy happens. I don't go out of my way to harrass any doubles as that is immature. I block them because I don't want to feel uncomfortable or have them feel uncomfortable if they're non-sharing.
I have blocked both of these people for this and my mutual has vented about that behaviour on their blog. We've both since left that community and I've made a non-sharing selfship community which my mutual is a moderator of.
Non-sharers are not immature. People who attack them for being non-sharing are.
Btw, the person who attacked my mutual over being non-sharing was literally a couple of years younger than me (I'm in my early 20s)
Just so people know, I am no longer mutuals with the person I was talking about in this ask to selfship-confession-void. This is due to serious allegations coming out recently about said former mutual, which made me disassociate from them. Regardless of whether the allegations are true or not, I am uncomfortable with that person, so I've unfollowed and blocked them. I intend to keep them blocked for my own comfort.
(Ik now that nothing has been proven. Please do not associate me with them. I still have them blocked for my own comfort. Please don't mention them around me)
Also, regarding the Selfship Community, if any non-sharers come across the post I was talking about in this confession, please block the person who made that post and leave that community. I don't want anyone to come to harm in that community, which is why I suggest leaving the community and blocking people who are anti-nonsharing.
This is the last time I'm talking about the Selfship Community that I left and talked about in the ask above as I don't want to start drama regarding it or be constantly explaining myself to different people asking about it. I'd rather put it behind me for my sake.
