Hello Lobster Dog

ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ welcome to the gun showᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[virtualgirladvance]

[mousegirlheart]

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[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[dogpuppy]

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[mf-dude]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

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[snoleopard7]

[pokkin]

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

[wetdogblog]

Photos from my friend who is a vet tech

[fnordseer5]

your friend small af and weirdddd

[tachyon-log]

TL: "This will be the equipment you're provided this time. Take it."

[lost-but-with-coffee]

[badassdemonsword]