Mulder, it's me

Hi, I'm Erika. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

[futurecm]

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

me: *ignores messages from 50 people* me: *sulks about the one person who won’t message me back*

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

you're constantly horny aren't you

well no sometimes I am asleep

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Minty is just cold spicy

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Delete this

[ommanyte]

I exit the car to look for my boyfriend

Man: door Hand: hook Car: door

[aguaman-deactivated20170531]

when i lose this baby fat on my face then u will realize

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

real love is so lit

[inactiveari-deactivated20170924]

can’t relate

[theweirdwideweb]

[pointnclick]

[chi-kuchi]

[jasonmantzoukas]

when b99 does The Thing

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[psyducked]

playtime’s over

[imsopopfly]

No

It has only just begun

Coward

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You’ve heard of a water slide, now get ready for …

[just-shower-thoughts]

I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence

[felicorvid]

Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day

[spectrealenko]

lovestruck on main

[spectrealenko]

absolutely fucking enamored on main

[ankle-beez]

House of Mouse is underrated

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Művészet

[riverdoge]

the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh