Futurism-Impala

Nothing ever changes

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen trade-sized paperback classics! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on February 24, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[futurism-trickster]

;3

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Unfortunately I just have little idoiot bastard syndrome and it makes me say dumb things

[futurism-trickster]

Devise de la vie

[tanyashatseva]

Butterflies Effect

When they flip their little wings inside you so innocently beware of an upcoming beautiful and fatal tornado.

Keep reading

[futurism-trickster]

True

[greyyum-deactivated20131009]

Damon Albarn, Face (1997)

[hippano]

#inktober day 21: Drain

I can’t pass up an opportunity to draw Cassidy!

[wholesomethemedmemes]

This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.

[agingwunderkind-deactivated2022]

reblog to curse your loved ones in a similar fashion

[jumpingjacktrash]

you are all doomed to delight

[almost-sweet-music]

@empireplants

[futurism-trickster]

Admire this woman

[pollyjean]

me at 11 pm: i think i may be incapable of experiencing reciprocated romantic love

damon albarn voice: parklife

[futurism-trickster]

Heya

[damonalbarn]

Damon in Africa with africa express

[futurism-trickster]

Daaaamn

[futurism-trickster]

My "Futurism-Impala" turned 5 today! Five years of useless enjoying memes and pics <3

[lonesome--street]

this is important

[carrotchipper]

There was an alien festival this weekend.

[futurism-trickster]

... Зачем котлы? Ад - это другие люди!

Ж.Сартр

[andrew-scott-please]

Imagining Seb sat in the back of the helicopter all jealous, arms crossed with a pouty look on his face that he’s not getting that attention from his boss..

[hippano]

please

[reupstayup]

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

[jessieboooooo-blog]

This one time I tripped

[italy-curl-deactivated20200116]

this one time I split my forehead open

[thefirstmissamerica-deactivated]

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

[steampunkforever]

Stab

[hellobendykitty]

I tried to hold an angry cat

[donesparce-deactivated20160928]

someone put an iron on my hand

[jsgiguere]

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

[castironjackelope]

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

[spookients-deactivated20160207]

tried to climb a dead tree

[ghost-nettle]

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

[supernachtkuchen]

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

[fluffmugger]

Learned the hard way: - Why you don’t pull a cat’s tail (I was two) - The importance of shoring up roof structures - Why you don’t use a poorly balanced cinderblock as a support when drilling - Burny things are hot - Rotted fence palings make a surprisingly effective flail when they snap in half back along your inner arm as you pull them down. - Win the fight before your opponent has the chance to hit you in the face with a metal chair

[ryttu3k]

Spider bite that got infected. Doctor informed me, “Oh, it must have bitten you while you were asleep!” and I stayed awake the entire next night in paralytic terror and also pain.

[vergess]

Poorly planned re enactment of 101 Dalmatians.

[arctrooperfivesass]

i was 2 and my mom told me not to do something but i did it anyway

[prince-bucky]

I slipped and cut my arm open

[bernerstahp-deactivated20210328]

Evil cat. Playing the game spoons with plastic butter knives. Nearly taking a need to the eye.

[patchworkpuppet]

Tried to outrun the tide when climbing up some rocks /closer/ to the water.

Was using heelys while walking my dog late at night when I couldn’t see tiny rocks in my path.

Fred n I push each other’s buttons.

I forget where I put my iron, then I find it.

[yarking]

I literally thought rolling in a ditch was some sort of hillarious passtime, and there was a stick.

[rionsanura]

My wart fell out.

Also, I was slicing some cheese with a hooky knife and my thumb was there.

[copperbadge]

When I was in the special “hand and arm” PT clinic after breaking my wrist, they had a whiteboard much like the above, and in one corner was simply the phrase “slicing a bagel” with a number of hatchmarks underneath it. Also notable was “caught myself on a sandbar while canoing”.

But my absolute favourite was “Bitten during a fight over who got to eat the last Cheeto (we are both 22).” 

I have fair but excessively freckled skin and thus don’t scar, so despite my reputation for extreme injury during non-extreme experiences (cooking, walking on flat dry pavement, being in a parked car, poor aim by a nurse whilst removing a cast on the abovementioned broken wrist) I have no interesting scars.

[shinyblackbird]

- angry little birb - scared medium birb - dog fight - v. angry v. big birb

…I might need to rethink my love of animals

[hyperbali]

Wore roller skates while playing sidewalk tag. Jumped a path, slid forward down a tiny grass hill, and my arm hit the concrete. Compound fracture that nearly severed a nerve in my right wrist. Ended up wearing a cast for three months. 👍

[benisbenus]

Saw a big ass candle at a party when I was like 6, wanted to touch it, did so and covered my hand in burning wax. Luckily a very small scar but still

[formerlybarumischief]

- Forehead scar that goes up into my scalp from a car accident where they suspect my head went through the window as we rolled three times and came to a stop upside down. 

- Thumb + potato peeler.

[futurism-trickster]

Scar near my left eyebrow: I was playing too enthusiastically on the street (of course in my childhood)

[futurism-trickster]

Sunny day