Remember when we'd sing just for the love of it... @almost-sweet-music - Tumblr Blog

Hiyaaa!

This account isn't very active nowadays, it's actually not active at all, but I appreciate everyone who still follows me here and reads my VERY inappropriate works of fiction about several fictional men. I am shocked every time I get a notif about a new follower, it seems like ages ago that I've been here last and my life has changed so much since then but nonetheless I see you and I love you ❤️

While we're here it would mean the world to me if you checked out my instagram where I started posting the jewelry I've been making!

https://www.instagram.com/munshoom?igsh=MWNkeHcyZ2FlbjJ4Yg==

Here's some of my recent creations

I sell everything I post on there so if you're interested in supporting me a little bit and also getting a snazzy new accessory lmk!!

Thank you once again for all the support ❤️ Maybe one day I'll come back and start posting again, who knows!

It's been a long time since I've been here last huh

hiii! i just found your blog and i found your masterlist, but unfortunately not a single fic can be opened:((( can u make a new one please, i really want to read them:( https://almost-sweet-music.tumblr.com/post/172149429137/masterlist

If the links don't work that means they've been deleted in the nsfw purge on tumblr :/ sorry

I was thinking about that sugar daddy Damon fic at work today

The funniest thing is that it I wrote it so long ago that I don't even remember what the contents are 😅😅

I literally came so hard to one of your fanfics today and then my parents got home and I was rapidly trying to make it seem like I was not... doing.. that.

Well I'll be damned 😮

Do you have a masterlist or anything ? Asking for a friend of course

Sure do but I'mma be honest with u I think either the links all broke or they got deleted in the infamous tumblr porn purge

This wasn't updated btw so theres probably a couple ones missing

your posts make me want to keep living, thank you for this unholy text

I'm glad someone finds my sinful past entertaining ❤️ thank you very much for reading!

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I went on a road trip with Hozier, and he told me everything was going to be okay.

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I'mma need one-a-dees badboys tnite

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Hozier covers ‘Ain’t no sunshine’ during Billboard live | Tribute to Bill Withers

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Hozier is just like "I'm a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I'm tastefully horny" and we all collectively went "same"

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Today on Hozier Tweets:

During this whole quarantine I’ve been wondering if Hozier is taking a moment to chill and play some Animal Crossing.

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i like the sistine chapel ceiling a lot better now that i know it was painted by a gay man who was motivated entirely by spite

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Wait… whaaaaaaaaat? Where can I find the story behind this?!

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Lol, here’s how my art teacher explained it:

The pope went to an artist, saying “We want you to paint the Sistine Chapel”.

At the time, one did not simply say “No” to the fucking Pope. But this artist really didn’t fucking want to do it. So, clever little cookie goes “Dude I’d love to, but I’m unworthy of such an honor! You know who’s an even better painter? Fucking Michelangelo! Go check him out!”

So, the Pope trots his little ass over to see Michelangelo and straight up tells him “I want you to paint the Sistine Chapel, and what’s his face said you’re the fucking best in the whole wide world.”

Now, Michelangelo, is one of the few people who would genuinely have been sassy enough to tell the Pope to go fuck himself. Besides, his true passion lies in sculpture, not in painting. Don’t get me wrong, he’s good at it, but he likes sculpting more. And just like the clever cookie artist, he knows that painting the Sistine Chapel is going to be a bitch. But he said yes. Why, you ask?

Pride.

If he turned the pope down, it would be as good as saying he actually wasn’t the bestest in the whole wide world and like fuck he was going to let that stand! So, he spent the next several years painting the Sistine Chapel, bitching about it to anyone who would listen (seriously, the letters that he wrote are fucking gold!), and attaining new levels of pettiness never before seen!

There are cherubs doing hand signs that were (at the time) the equivalent of flipping the bird. He painted a great big picture of the gates of hell right behind where the Pope’s chair would sit! And so much more!

Michelangelo had exactly zero shits to give by the time he was done painting that fucker.

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someone post the letters & cherubs

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Those are the cherubs, and in the second picture there are the gates of hell.

The guy on the right, the one with the snake biting his private parts, is actually a cardinal that was angry at Michelangelo!

And, just so you know, all the people in the picture were painted naked. Then, after Michelangelo’s death, the pope listened to the cardinal and he asked to a painter to add the clothes.

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ALSO; The skin of Saint Bartholemew has Michealangelo’s face on it because he felt as though he was being skinned alive because painting the chapel was such a BITCH

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this man was every level of gay pettiness oh my goodness

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SOME MORE STUFF:

so 3 of the 4 ninja turtle artists were all connected in this drama in some way, michelangelo, leonardo da vinci, and raphael

the asshat who sent the pope to him for the ceiling job? fucking bramante, the artist of st. peter’s basilica. his apprentice was raphael, and bramante thought that michelangelo would fail the painting and then raphael could sweep in and save the day because guess what? raphael was talented as FUCK and if he was able to do a better job than THE michelangelo? he would have a path straight to being Rich and Famous and michelangelo would’ve been humiliated and never taken seriously again

all of the ninja turtles were gay as fuck, and this is relevant bc raphael was painting the pope’s meeting room/study at the same time as michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the chapel, and one day lil raphael thought “hey i’ll go see what’s going on with mikey and see how bad he’s doing” but SIKE BITCH, michelangelo was doing a fucking FANTASTIC job so raphael went back to the study that he was painting and added michelangelo’s face in it despite the painting being of the philosophers of old. raphael was a petty gay bitch but he knew talent when he saw it and michelangelo had talent and gained raphael’s respect

michelangelo was also a petty gay bitch and he painted tons of people naked which was Bad and Inappropriate but he refused to cover them up so the pope then got a bunch of other dudes to paint robes and towels and shit covering up the genitals which is why there are so many people with half-assed cloth over their crotches (see: the dude holding the skin of st. Bartholomew)

the painting raphael did? it’s not anything little, it’s this fucking masterpiece we all know and love

it was no small thing that raphael did, and he is clearly a fucking amazing artist

bramante, the original dude, hated michelangelo because michelangelo knew leonardo da vinci and they both called each other out all the fucking time and bramante was a friend of leonardo’s and didn’t like this so yeah he’s also a petty gay bitch

michelangelo never knew this was all a setup for him to fail, but he didn’t fail so good for him

random: michelangelo spent so long painting the ceiling in such an awkward position with his head bent back and to the side to look up that he was permanently disabled in a hunched position. the sistine chapel job did a bad number on his neck and back

so yeah, 1500s drama is fucking hilarious, here’s a small article on this but ignore the last paragraph about raphael going back to his own work and “scraping it off the wall”, the work they’re referring to is the one shown above and all he did to it was add in michelangelo because he’s a gay bitch in love he respected the hell out of michelangelo and admitted that he was doing a fucking awesome job with the sistine chapel

hope you enjoyed this bunch of random knowledge that i do not know how i came across knowing but i do

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This just in: all the artists of the Renaissance (including the writers) are just petty gay bitches.

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you don’t know what petty means until you’re a gay artist forced to accept major commissions from the roman catholic church

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The church: so what are you going to paint?

Michelangelo: cocks. Just. So many cocks. On everything.

The church:….

Michelangelo (still trying to get out of it): cocks or no deal

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I just wanted to toss in there that Leonardo and Michelangelo hated each other so much yall don’t even understand. Leonardo was constantly saying sculpting was a lesser art specifically because it was Michangelos favorite and he hated his guts. When Leonardo was commissioned to make a sculpture of a giant horse (his dream for some reason??? Idk he just really wanted to make this horse, he tried so hard to get so many people to pay him to do it) Michaelangelo was just like “Oh, sculpting huh? :) How nice for you. :) Guess you’re a lesser artist now :) :) :)” and was constantly ragging on him when a piece was cancelled/didn’t turn out.

Also, didn’t Raphael basically die from fucking too hard?