[chronicsheepdeprivation]

A concept I think the Veggietales Fandom should be aware of:

Larry the cucumber is trans because only the female flowers of the cucumber plant turn into fruit, the males are just there to pollinate.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Hobbit (1977)

[killmesl0wly-deactivated2023091]

Me @ all of u

[newtgeiszler]

capitalists will literally be like "it's cheaper to address homelessness by installing hostile architecture and hoping they all die rather than giving them a place to live" and bootlickers will be like "sounds good to me"

[ruinedrainbowpooka]

and studies will be like “No, it literally IS cheaper to give them a place to live” than do other shit” and bootlickers will be like “SOUNDS FAKE!”

[smitethestate]

More often they'll be like "BUT YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE THEM SOMETHING FOR FREE, THEY NEED TO DIE OF EXPOSURE LIKE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS"

[bogleech]

The last one is it. You can show them the research demonstrating that it will be cheaper and they’ll say, literally HAVE said, that giving them something “before they earned it” is in some way immoral, that it’s somehow unfair or hurtful to people who have jobs, and that it will make people “lazier.” They genuinely think the threat of starvation and death is where work ethic comes from and that this is the glue holding civilization together. They also tend to convince themselves that people who are homeless often did something to deserve it, and therefore we must keep them punished until they fix their situation by themselves.

These are murderous, sadistic, obscene views to hold and the people who choose to hold them barely have any humanity.

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

[dankmemeuniversity]

[quotemadness]

“If your compassion does not include yourself, it is incomplete.”

— Buddha

[daily-bad-jokes]

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?

Short!

[fishnamedsushi]

May the Fourth be with you!

My latest piece is still in progress and wasn’t ready by today, so have some of my other SW art. (The new one will be a shirtless Sith! Anakin tho, so hopefully worth the wait 😊 ❤️ 💦)

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

[serialreblogger]

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

[bunbunxian]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER

A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy

[esmew9785]

[ashes-0f-phoenix]

PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!

THERE’S MOOOORE

[tlhrfanfic]

This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much

GOOD FOR THEM!

[andejoe]

Crews Quick Guide to Humans

Quiet humans are not defective. Loud humans are not defective. Unless there is a significant change, assume your human is operating at normal levels.

Human words do not mean the same thing all the time. Look up the study of human tone if you want to always know what your human means.

Human females will smell of blood each month. If this changes, ask your human in private if something happened.

Human males often do not know how loud they are. Asking them to lower their voice is not offensive.

Human cultures vary greatly and various cultures have conflicting beliefs. Most humans will not be offended if you cannot keep up with this.

Humans do not share a hive mind but do have several musical triggers that activate a human chorus. These triggers transcend most cultural and language barriers.

All Stabby units come with a human locator setting. Use liberally.

Ask for a detailed explanation before agreeing to join a human on any non work activity.

Be aware of human hobbies and skills. Humans enjoy company and will likely teach you whatever they know. It is also beneficial to know what your human may do should they get bored.

Do not be too concerned over what humans ingest, so long as they do so willingly and with the full knowledge of what they are ingesting.

Unless you hear a human say something along the lines of ‘I hope this works’ or ‘here goes nothing’, assume they have a working knowledge at the attempted task.

If you hear a human say one of the above phrases, take cover as it is likely too late to stop or report them.

[eveninglesbian-deactivated20180]

The signs as the poetry of Sappho

[seaymph]

Aries: “Of thunder, in my ears.”

Taurus: “The greatest beauty earth can offer;”

Gemini: “—I have a childlike heart”

Cancer: “soft as she is”

Leo: “I desire and I crave.”

Virgo: “—I conversed with you in a dream”

Libra: “the brightness and beauty of the sun.”

Scorpio: “You burn me.”

Sagittarius: “But all is to be dared,”

Capricorn: “bittersweet, undefeated creature–”

Aquarius: “Softer than rainfall at twilight,”

Pisces: “What means this passionate grief,—”

[lornaka]

Happy Star Wars Day!

[toastbutteregg]

[hhawkeye]

btw ppl need to start seeing abortion as a good thing rather than like a Necessary Evil like. its literally a medical procedure there shouldnt be a fucking moral panic over it and im sick of “pro choice” people who go “okay yeah abortion is never someones number one choice” WHY NOT. LITERALLY WHY NOT. WHO CARES. WHO THE FUCK CARES

[theblasianwitch]

PROTECTION BASICS

A compiled list of protection correspondences I've gathered. As a baby witch it is recommended along with grounding and centering to learn how to protect yourself as part of your early learning.

Teas:

Ginseng

White

Burdock Root

White Peony

Waters:

Sea water

Herbs/Spices:

Peppermint

Cinnamon

Marjoram

Angelica

Pepper

Garlic

Basil

Mint

Bay

Aniseed

Cayenne

Carob

Sea Salt

Saw Palmetto

Clove

Dill

Flowers:

Foxglove

Hyacinth

Lilac

Lily

Marigold

Periwinkle

Primrose

Snapdragon

Yarrow

Lotus

Aloe

Nettle

Rose

Shells:

Coral

Pearl

Starfish

Auger shells

Fruits/Vegetables:

Cauliflower

Mushrooms

Pumpkin

Broccoli

Garlic

Onion

Blackberry

Lemon

Blueberry

Coconut

Lime

Mango

Papaya

Carrier Oils:

Almond

Castor

Coconut

Olive

Primrose

Rosehip

Sunflower

Essential Oils:

Chamomile

Eucalyptus

Jasmine

Lavender

Lime

Rose

Rosemary

Sandalwood

Salts:

Himalayan Pink Salt (relationships)

Red Salt (home)

Celtic Sea Salt

Black Salt

Stones/Crystals:

Amethyst

Apache Tears

Malachite

Obsidian

Day of the Week: Saturday

Be safe out there lovelies. Been seeing a lot of posts about inflicting curses and don't want my babies to get hurt. Love y'all

✨💛 The Blasian Witch💛✨

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter;

Oh, and then:

So, this happened on Twitter, July 22, 2021.

Yeah! Marketing executive from the 80s/TGIF happy hour gear wearing Loki is the best!