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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

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trying on a metaphor

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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cherry valley forever

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Not today Justin
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@fuzzy-goldfish
ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace
Project hail Mary AU where everything is the same except whilst Grace is in a coma, he dreams of Simon.
He dreams of going through the horrors of the iron lung with him. He’s horrified when he wakes up and thinks it was just some fucked up ass coma dream.
But it wasn’t. Because when Grace and Rocky find the SM-13, Grace starts to feel himself panic and him and Rocky get the sub open and Grace is relieved to see simon is relatively alive.
Meanwhile, Simon swears on his fucking life that whilst he was in that sub he saw a blonde haired man who was freaking the fuck out in there with him and he doesn’t know if it was the eel, lack of oxygen or what but the last thing he sees is that same man pulling him out of the sub into what looks like what he imagines heaven to be. A white fucking void.
I painted this for that OC sleep meme and genuinely have never stopped thinking about it, everybody is exactly where they want to be
many lessons have you to learn.....
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
@silly-solar-robot
@zachariah-trench seems on-brand.
'CEOS losing millions of dollars for being a piece of shit and choosing AI over people' is definitely one of my favourite things to read about.
Please someone tell me the QA lead told the dev/CEO to go fuck themselves?
I wish that CEO (and others like them) a very merry 'go bankrupt.' This crappy bubble can't pop fast enough.
Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
The best "online-ageism" rebuttal I think I've ever seen
Check this out.
...Gotta adapt this for myself to include CompuServe and Fidonet. :)
I was [email protected] and 13973983 on ICQ. After a while the numbers just get. Stuck.
I was a really soft-hearted little kid who cried a lot and liked to play games about making big families and nurturing things, which, since I was a boy, meant I got the shit kicked out of me a lot by other boys for being girly. Boys were supposed to be tough and fight and compete and try to be the best, you see, that's how our imagination games were supposed to go. And that's what media aimed at boys when I was a kid focused on - heroes who beat the shit out of people and are tough and don't cry et cetera et cetera.
And I learned to like that and see the appeal in that, sure. There are lots of stories that were made for an audience of little boys that I ended up liking. But I always wanted something that told me boys like me, who didn't want to be violent or competitive, who liked nurturing things and making friends, who avoided fights whenever allowed, were valid.
So I was really happy when Steven Universe came around and was exactly that - the kind of show a sensitive little boy like I used to be would have killed to see. And very shortly after that I was crushed when the growing criticism of the show repeated the refrain that it was bad mainly because Steven was a pacifist who cried and didn't want to be violent and liked nurturing things and making friends instead of killing people. I wasn't surprised, no, it made perfect sense people would hate it for being that, but I was crushed all the same.
Our society only accepts a very narrow definition of masculinity, and kindness isn't allowed to play a very big role in it. That's one of the reasons I quit it.
Anyway, I'm a daycare teacher now, and one of the kids in my class is a really sensitive little boy with big feelings and a bigger heart, who acts very nurturing to his little 3-D printed dragons, and gets very upset at how mean and rude the other little boys can be when they're trying to prove they're mature and tough. Recently he's been talking to me about a show he found and has fallen in love with called Steven Universe, and I've been delighted to hear him regale me about how much he loves it. I bet it's doing him some real good to see that it's ok for a little boy like him to have a big heart and to want to make friends instead of fight all the time. He's making up his own crystal gem OC too, isn't that nice?
this is really getting me