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do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

So that trailer huh

#how do you make a green lantern show with no green #they should've renamed it dc's brown lantern #anyways. one millisecond of guy in the trailer that was fun #green lantern

Meanwhile the french sexyman contest actually elected the fat guy as the pinnacle of sexiness so 🤷 skill issue i'm afraid

#the finals were between gaston (disaster intern at a publishing company) or obelix (fat superstrong redhead with braids and a mustache)#so jot that down #elections mister tumblr 2026 #tumblr sexyman contest 2026 #i'm sorry i'm biased but i do not care for the tv :((#senshi fought well though i'm happy

nick-nellson

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

oneheadtoanother

#almost word for word how my dad's best friend tried to convince my mom to go out with him #“-and he's good in bed”#“how would YOU know heterosexual man?”

"Cherik fans how are we feeling" "Magneto fans how are we feeling" BAD!! WE'RE FEELING BAD!!! THANK YOU FOR CHECKING!!!!!!!

#quit asking us we're in mourningggg #x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #x men 97 season 2 #cherik #magneto #charles xavier #anyways here's to hoping apocalypse raises the old man from his ashes #been in shock for days skjldjfh #so much cherik but at what cost....

fionnalovesanimeboys

What is your favourite I repeat FAVOURITE sports anime ?

Slam Dunk

Haikyuu!

Ace of diamond

Prince of Tennis

Kuroko no Basket

Free!

Yuri on Ice

Hajime no Ippo

Captain Tsubasa

Initial D

SK8 The Infinity

Other/put in the tags

Voting ended onJul 16

#haikyuu and it's not even close #sorry yuri on ice you just don't compare #haikyuu hit me like crack when i was in middle school and i'll never be over it i fear

Morph I hope you're warming up for next episode because you're gonna have to do a lot of innuendos and thinly-veiled confessions if you wanna top that whole cherik scene

#im afraid the only way to top it would be if morph and sabertooth were competing for logan's attention #which. it could happen.#morpherine #x men 97 season 2 #x men 97 spoilers #furthermore i think morph should change into sabertooth to makeout with logan like they did in season 1 #marvel i know your gay license only lasts one month of the year but please give us some morpherine crumbs

leseigneurdelorage

i am kneeling in the rain crying in relief except i'm just sitting on my couch because two of the french movies i created the fandom tag for on AO3 finally got canonised. it had been weeks. If i'd known it would finally happen i wouldn't have picked today to create yet another french movie's fandom tag on AO3 lmao

leseigneurdelorage

in other news, Frenchblr, we now have a fandom tag for La Grande Vadrouille and one for Papy fait de la Résistance. We also had ones for Hibernatus and Oscar and Pouic-Pouic but these are less well known i feel.

#quel honneur!

xfhsfh

Moi qui check le résultat de la condamnation de Le Pen....

#une putain de blague #au moins son père est toujours crevé il nous reste ça #upthebaguette #french politics #quelle vaste blague putain ça m'énerve #si le rn passe je vais me casser je crois #enfin bref votez à gauche

horrifyingsludge

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

lvmimis

i'm never gonna get into marvel fr but no one should be surprised about me thinking cyclops is conceptually sexy

lvmimis

guy who can't control his power is synonymous to guy who cums a lot to me personally but that's just me

#MIMI MARVELPOSTING???#huge day for me #but also you're so right #cyclops #scott summers

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

#ziggy woog

doctorwhogifs

Supergirl was SO good!!!!!!!!!

#misogyny is a fucking disease #it was amazing i can't believe people are shitting on it #supergirl 2026

smashedpages

Today in 1963, the strangest teens of all made their debut in X-Men #1 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby! Alongside Professor X and his students Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Beast, Iceman and Angel, the world also met the evil mutant Magneto!

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