Hehehe

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ my name is meara, i am 23 or maybe 12. And my job is plants :D all cats in the world love me.

[tuesdaey]

[fuzzymagicworm]

i think of myself as a stressed zoo animal at a non aza certified facility

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[kawaiiiiiiiiii]

[karvina]

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

[loveridden1999]

[sacred-portal]

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[coughloop]

Just watched a bug give up and die

[qqchurch]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[fizzledlines]