Alyson

ISFP▪︎Dazai kin▪︎Atsushi kin

[fy0d0rant]

Alyson▪︎ISFP▪︎Atsushi+Dazai kinnie

BSD fan▪︎prosekai player▪︎disappointment

Discord

Fyodorant#1714

Prosekai ID

276444357991661570

18

[freebasegod]

how many apples tall are yall?

[fy0d0rant]

18.56

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[finnglas]

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

[galladegamer]

[headspace-hotel]

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

[purkinje-effect]

[dragoninahumancostume]

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

[iota-andromedae]

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

[razerbackbitch]

[fy0d0rant]

Why is the battery always lose in these...

[deepspacenova]

You woke up to cause trouble

[amane-by-together]

why is my meal making breakfast-

[sjonni33]

take and take and take (click for quality!)

ko-fi ☕ patreon 🥪 merch ❇️

[sjonni33]

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[doukeshi-kun]

am i always destined to be left out

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[psychicbirdstarlight]

This reads like an article in the postillion

[animentality]

bonus:

[frogmoss1]

[afloweroutofstone]

[benderposting]

Reblog to be a psychological warfare jester.

[chronicallyabsent]

i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all

[pukicho]

Sorry for mansplaining. It's just that you're a big fucking idiot

[fy0d0rant]

Thank you for reminding me of when my brother does it.

WITH SOMETHING I UNDER OR KNOW ALREADY.