FUCK YEAH ANCIENT ROME

classical history improved

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FINE I'll stick to Ecclesiastical Latin from now on. Jerk.

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Thought I'd posted this already, but I guess not?

Good effort, Justinian. Noble, but doomed.

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AS SEEN ON TV

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Assuming, of course, that you want to fit in.

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We Should Totally Just Stab Caesar

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant? While the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET. Whats so great about Caeser? Hmm? Brutus ...

I forgot about the existence of this scene. Best movie.

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Roman logic

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Maybe he's just sleepy?

Maybe he's born with it

MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE

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what if i named my blog “appia” so every time someone reblogged something from me it would say “via appia”

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OMG WHY DID I NOT DO THIS

i am not worthy of the fyeahancientrome moniker

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If Russell Crowe wore sunglasses and a snapback and carried a red solo cup while partying, he’d be Russell Bro.

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MAXIMUS PARTIUS BROMEDIUS

seriously this is one of my all time favourite movies despite inaccuracies

and also despite the crew member that just wanders onto the set during the opening battle scene and after realizing he's in the shot slowly backs away

LOOK IT UP

also, in googling it now i just realized that i have been spelling "russell" wrong my whole life

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ancient history humor 

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I can only assume this was made a few days ago for Bacchanalia - or as we call it in North America, St. Patrick's Day. I APPROVE.

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YEAH WELL CASSIUS SAYS A LOT OF THINGS

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IF HE KEEPS WINNING LIKE THAT, HE WON'T KEEP WINNING FOR LONG

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DAMMIT CAESAR THAT'S NOT A SHIP IT'S A SCROLL

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How amazing would this be?!

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Don't listen to the Senators - WHAT DO THEY KNOW

I'M THE DICTATOR

I DO WHAT I WANT

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AS A TRUE ROMAN'S PHONE WOULD

Also, a shoutout to those of you old enough (Who am I kidding? This is tumblr) to remember the 1990s show Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.

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Ethno-linguistic groups in southeastern Europe c. 4th century.

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First thing I noticed:

First thing I thought:

This is either one of my most brilliant Tumblr posts, or the stupidest one yet. Probably both.