Fuck Yeah Equestrians

Representing the lives of horse-people everywhere. Make your own and submit it. Blog started by this person. Blog maintained by this person.

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[Tiny Spider: Terrifying, Giant Horsefly: Let me at it!]

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[See someone wearing knee-high boots. Automatically assume they are on their way to the barn]

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[Horse grows giant fluffy winter coat. Rolls. Coats every single hair in mud and manure.]

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[You can't afford a pair of boots that keeps your feet dry. Horse gets four new shoes with studs so he won't slip.]

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[Horse is too furry for a saddle. "Oh well, I'll just ride bareback!"]

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[All the things on your holiday wishlist are actually for your horse.]

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We have 700 Followers!!

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[Text: Horse is snuggly warm in his new blanket. Horse's friends help him remove blanket and drag it around the pasture.]

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[Text: Choose every winter hat, based on its potential to fit under a helmet.]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Buy all the candy canes in the store. Take them all to the barn.]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Watch a movie with your family / spend the whole time critiquing the actors' riding ability.]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  House has no holiday decorations / Can barely see horse's stall under garlands and lights]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  People ask what you are thankful for / "My Horse"]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Can never find winter gloves / can always find riding gloves.]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Sprain wrist / make vetrap support bandage.]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  Fruit Bowl in the kitchen is full of apples and carrots / Don't you dare eat those]

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[Image: 8-piece alternating green and brown background with a yawning paint horse. Text reads:  New horse trailer / cost more than your house.]