fyn's life

gemini | dabble in writing and digital art | absolute trash for literature | give me fae or give me nothing

[fynslife]

I really truly cannot stop thinking about the scene in AKOFAF where Casteel is fully devoted to finding Poppy the perfect piece of cheese

Despite the fact that people are trying to engage him, their PRINCE, in likely important discussions about the future, he just nods along like yh yh great, I hear you, but internally he’s solely focused on his task of evaluating the cheese on offer, to the point where Poppy even notices & wonders why he’s been staring at the cheese for so long

Like?! If I don’t end up with someone who will prioritise scouring an entire cheese board just to find a slice they think will make me happy, over literally any other obligation they may have at the time, then I want no part of it

We all deserve to be loved like that

[trulyabookweirdo]

I have this headcanon that [SPOILERS FROM THE LONG GAME] after Shane and Ilya get outed and the media frenzy winds down, they end up doing several low stake interviews to get the general population to like them as a pair. And so at one point they end up doing the "reading mean tweets trend" together (the idea was for them to defend each other) and one directed at Shane reads:

"Can you imagine being the reason that Ilya Russian-Greatest-Love-Machine Rozanov spends the rest of his life having boring missionary style sex? Shane Hollander, if you really love him, let him go"

And everyone can see Ilya trying to understand the tweet for a second before he freezes, his breathing becoming unsteady while he interrupts Shane (stammering through a media trained response) to say:

"you... You think that Shane... You think he..."- before completely collapsing into absolute laughter. The kind of laughter that kind of hurts, that has you wheezing and trying to find your breath, that gets tears in your eyes and turns your face red from lack of oxygen. His voice and laughter get high-pitched, and he has to steady himself on his husband cause he almost falls from his chair.

The man is completely undone while Shane smacks his leg to "shut up, shut up!", all the while trying and failling to finish the sentence, cause he can't believe anyone on this planet could think of Shane as anything less as a sexually-deviant-kinky motherfucker who would rather die than do something less than soft BDSM.

Every time he starts to calm down, he looks at the camera and starts laughing again. They have to stop recording for 15 minutes, and in the following part of the interview everyone can see the red eyes from the tears of laughter, and the cuts in the video from where he couldn't control himself and started laughing again.

The day after it's released, Ilya's unhinged laughter becomes a response meme for when people say something stupid.

[ilya-sweetheart]

jackie thinking she’s finally found the one “my friend sally does mummy & me yoga, she’s very into fitness, she’s kind and also vegan!”

shane, head over heels in love with a crass, cigarette smoking, reckless ducati driving russian “oh, i’m not really looking to date right now, sorry.”

(please send your love to jackie and hayden when they eventually find out about ilya after ten years of trying to set shane up with “really nice girls”)

[achillesinhighheels]

[hutsonwoolyums]

Obviously Ilya is a chronic clothes thief, we see this at the cottage, but after they move in together he starts getting fuzzy on the details of what belongs to whom. One day he’s folding laundry, holds up a t-shirt, and genuinely has no idea whose it is. He just folds it and puts it in Shane’s drawer.

And then at some point it stops even being a question. There’s no “his” or “mine,” it’s all just theirs.

And one day Shane comes home and says, “I got us some new socks,” and Ilya tackles him to the floor.

[killherfreakout]

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK ♡

Day Three: Favorite Kiss/Hug — Tampa Bay, 2017 ❤️‍🩹

[jennyforeigner]

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

[beehivedemocracy]

I saw someone say that Ilya let Shane ride him *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* Ilya absolutely begged that man to ride him he didn't let him do shit

[yearningoverfictionalmen]

Hudson: “What’s always been something that’s frustrated me, not even with like other men, but also just there’s a lot of taboos around exploring physical intimacy with people you admire and love without people, especially in Western culture, being like, ‘Oh, they’re fucking, they’re doing this.’ I just was always frustrated by these kinds of notions. Especially with Connor, who I love dearly, it was something I was always kind of adamant that no matter what people think or want to infer, I’m always going to just physically express my love. I feel like if you’re still biased or jaded or uncomfortable with expressing physical love for people in 2025, you got to f*ing, just, you know, get over yourself.”

via Sirius XM

[shillanov]

choose your fighter: shane hollander's blissed out, starry-eyed state in the stairwell after losing his virginity to his dangerously budding crush who took tender care of him the whole time vs. ilya rozanov’s fuckdrunk look on his face as he finally makes love to the man who has held his heart in his hands for the past 8 years

[hit-the-showerz]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 2/?

Bonus:

[thisshitisridiculous]

thinking about the end of the 2 weeks. the last morning. the absolute reluctance to get out of bed. ilya zipping up his packed bag. the last time together making them run late. the kiss before they’re out the door. the one in the driveway. the last one in the car before they get to the airport. holding hands throughout the drive. the curt heartbreaking goodbyes because they can’t do anything else. because they already had to leave that all behind in the private safety of shane’s home. knowing they’re going forward but it’ll still be weeks, months before they’re back together again. the last look before ilya has to turn away and leave. shane sitting in the car watching ilya walk away. ilya walking into a crowded airport with the sting of it in his eyes. they saved my life not putting any of that on my screen id be suicidal

[aphantasias]

yeah suuuuper casual. very cool, very unaffected, total fuckboy vibes ilya you really nailed it

[soul-wanderer]

Yuna "I'm protecting my own sanity" Hollander

[my-2nd-account]

The hottest Ilya Rozanov has ever looked is when Shane asks "how could we let this happen?" and you can see Ilya behind him completely lost in the sauce hanging by a tenuous thread having clearly been edged to an inch of his life going at the pace Shane wants like the service top that he is and that vein visibly throbbing and almost popping out of his temple and his eyes are love drunk fuck struck sex crazed staring at Shane's lips and he's sweating his balls off as red as a tomato looking like he's 2 seconds away from having a reunion with his mother and he loves Shane and Shane loves him and he's too hard rn to understand what the actual fuck a rhetorical question is so he answers out of breath with a not contained at all horniness with something about stupid and irresponsible and Shane finally finally says "please fuck me" so he grips Shane's thigh with one hand and his shoulder with the other and starts thrusting like his life depends on it and Shane's gripping his hair and controlling his movements like the freaking rat from ratatouille and he pulls those golden curls hard enough to take out a few strands and Shane's fingers are in his mouth and he sucks on his nipples so hard he almost has him lactating and the windows are open and the sun is shining and it's a perfect fucking sight.

[bipolar4autistic]

yknow it’s really a good thing that Shane came up with the plan for them to be together cuz if it were left up to Ilya to decide what to do i think he would’ve gotten manic abt it and tweeted a picture of Shane sleeping in bed with Ilya with the caption “please respect his decision.” and then thrown his phone in the lake by the cottage

[toastyglow]

it seems perhaps u cannot change and be comfortable at the same time. which is fucked up