blast my stupid baja life.

jess • they/she • 29 asks closed • mutuals can dm

[vorpalfae]

◓⃙ Ghost Type Pokémon ♡ ◓⃙

[deadpixelillustrations]

"You were always my favourite... Don't ever forget that."

[entreri]

Leon Kennedy - Resident Evil Requiem

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)

[memeguy-com]

[geekandmisandry]

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

[bear-eggs]

Can satan come teach a class at my school

[prokopetz]

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

[cheesedeity]

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

[prokopetz]

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[bungieteam]

May this music accompany you into the future, wherever in the stars your destiny takes you.

- The Bungie Audio Team.

🎵

Destiny 2: Monument of Triumph Original Soundtrack

A message from the Bungie Audio Team: Guardian, For more than a decade your triumphs have echoed across the Sol system; a resounding chorus

[theforsakenprince]

wanted to whip something up really quick before June 9th rolls around. Thanks Destiny, for everything.

[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[spindle-and-nima]

You are so ears

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[fangs-4-fags]

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

[fangs-4-fags]

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

[fangs-4-fags]

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

[fangs-4-fags]

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun