the king will conquer

gabriel reid, remember the name you'll be screaming it later. twenty two years old and from detroit, michigan. i already know i'm better than you. if you're looking for a good time, it won't be that hard to find me.

[sharnyathestrange]

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[gabrielreid]

Eminem | Berzerk

[gabrielreid]

Would you like a promotion?

Oh my fuckin' lord Jesus Christ - yes.

[tomatomateo-blog]

I am useless.

[gabrielreid]

Good talk, Mateo.

[princessxonpointe]

I hate you so much.

Also, rude, excuse you, I don’t know what you’d do if I wasn’t around.  I mean, who else would you pick on?

[gabrielreid]

That's totally why you keep talkin' to me - right.

I'd be just fine. I think I'd be - Wait a fuckin' minute. Everyone I hate is gone, what the fuck am I gonna do. Actually, if you weren't here I'd probably go for Maggie or Isaac. Maybe both.

[tomatomateo-blog]

We’ve been expecting you, sir.

[gabrielreid]

Do you have food? 'Cause if not, you're useless to me.

[mglotreau]

I’m pretty sure you’re the one who disappeared, buddy.

[gabrielreid]

Impossible. Been here the entire time just felt like takin' a few days to myself so I didn't have to deal with any of you losers. Then I realized you guys are a pretty vital source of my entertainment, so I'd thought I'd make an appearance.

[groundcontroltomarektom-blog]

Right here!

Where have you been, though?

[gabrielreid]

Was beginnin' to think everyone died. 

Working and doing shit, nothin' too unusual. 

[princessxonpointe]

Everyone was abducted by aliens.  Except me, obviously.

[gabrielreid]

Figures the only one I'd want abducted wouldn't be.

[gabrielreid]

What the fuck happened to everyone?

[gabrielreid]

A poem by Mateo

[tomatomateo-blog]

I’ll get better, don’t worry. Rome wasn’t built in a day, right?

Hey, if you think you can do better, I’m all ears.

[gabrielreid]

Rome wasn't built in a few months either, so good luck with that.

Fuck that. Barely passed English, no way I could do that. I was just sayin'.

[mglotreau]

gabrielreid replied to your post: Well.

If you don’t put me as number one, we’re never fucking again.

If you don’t put me as number one, I’m castrating you. 

[gabrielreid]

Your empty threats always amuse me, Maggie. Like I'd put anyone else as number one.

[gabrielreid]

A poem by Mateo

[tomatomateo-blog]

Everyone else seems to enjoy it, I think it may just stick.

[gabrielreid]

Suit yourself, dude. Just sayin'. Definitely could be better. A lot better.

[gabrielreid]

How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy Russo after a week in Rustengrewby? Seriously. The fuck.

[gabrielreid]

A poem by Mateo

[tomatomateo-blog]

Art.

[gabrielreid]

I dunno what your hobby is, but stick that. If poetry's your hobby, then find a new hobby.

[gabrielreid]

A poem by Mateo

Fathers raise kings

Mothers raise queens

Sun and moon

Rain and water

F l u i d 

The fuck is this shit?

[gabrielreid]

i'm on vacation for the rest of the week, so if i randomly disappear it's cause of my internet, or i went to the beach

but i'm going to go fishing with my dad for a bit

also, if anyone wants to finish a para for this week, let me know 

xoxoxo

[tanbrooks]

Oh boy, my favorite kind of person.

Tanner.

[gabrielreid]

Tanner, Tanner, Tanner - Soon enough you'll be sayin' that without sarcasm. Everyone loves me.