Gaiashae

Ze/Zim

[the-meme-monarch]

ya missed your shot little dude

follow up to this comic (link)

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[plume-clinic]

The way that trans love exists in abundance is electrifying. When we can imagine our lives beyond the binary, our love and care for each other become beyond imagination too. ⁠ ⁠ Community care has not only been essential to our survival, it is the place where we can tap into our most genuine love for each other. Whether that looks like sharing resources with one another, a warm embrace, soft spoken words and belly laughs on the couch, looking out for each other is the way we thrive.⁠

[spitblaze]

if someone tells you they play Yakuza for anything other than the stupendous water physics they’re probably lying

[draayder]

I just started yakuza kenzan and was already floored by this, the literal first moments of the game featuring the most photo-realistic puddle I’ve ever seen

this game came out in 2008

[draayder]

this is not water physics but yakuza 7 decided it wanted to innovate bread physics too

and the team kind of going hog on little things like that gets talked about a little here

Yokoyama just writes “and then Ichiban eats some bread” and the entire animation and modelling team just goes oh yeah? oh yeah??? oh he’ll eat some fucking bread alright 

[insomniac-arrest]

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

[sqgworld]

The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.

[insomniac-arrest]

This is so important to me.

Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.

(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)

[queerdungeons]

i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho

[speedoweedo]

weed the ppl out of your life who only like muppets ironically. you dont need that kind of negativity in your life.

[queerdungeons]

did you say weed

[speedoweedo]

[sidhewrites]

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

[penis-enlargement-pills03]

Do you mean sleeping?

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces

[honor-among-thieves]

clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me

[heathyr]

we got a fax at work from “Omega OBGYN” and for a moment, i was living in a parallel universe

[heathyr]

can you imagine how i felt when i picked up this fax and read it on a tuesday morning before i had even one cup of coffee

[heathyr]

great job everyone, hit the showers

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[iamprophet4profit]

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

[destroyscythe-heck]

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

[fluffy-critter]

I love how they’re evaluating him like a car

[musicalhell]

always reblog Maui, a great cat right there

[crazy-brazilian]

could be us

[gunsandfireandshit]

[tsunderrated]

You know they had the craziest sex that night

[doomy]

to them its just regular sex

[cluegrrl]

And then there are some days when you have an arguably "bad" day -- yanked out of a deep sleep at 6:45 by your neighbor calling to tell you that your car just got hit on the street out front, only it's not YOUR car, because yours is at the mechanics and you've borrowed a car from your friend so it's your friend's car that just got hit, and hit BAD, and also you have two garbage cans from down the street in pieces in your yard, and their contents are basically all over, and the wrought iron handrail to your front steps is bent at 45 degrees and jesus fucking christ you were just having the best sleep you'd had in months, and now you have to deal with this...

But the kid who hit you looks like his world has just ended, and he's jittering there in his high school wrestling team letterman jacket, apologizing to you and telling you how he just got off a 14 hour shift at the FedEx distribution center and he fell asleep trying to get home, and you ask him how he is, and he says he's not hurt, but you ask no, how are you really, and he just. he just. He pulls that beanie down over his eyes and starts to cry, and Covid or not, borrowed car in shreds or not, lost sleep or not, you just have to grab his skinny ass and give him a fucking hug.

Because in a few hours you will realize that you own a truck now, and it's an old one, all steel and very high sprung. Built for work, that truck, only it needed work, so it's at a friend's house this morning, but if it had been where it belonged when this kid was trying to get him and his buddy home, that would have been what they hit. And their low slung little Toyota would have submarined right under the truck's high back end, and when your neighbor called you, it would have been to come down and watch them shoveling that kid's body out of the car in pieces.

And that glimpse into the alternate universe will turn that whole bad day onto its ear -- not into a good day, no, but into a shaky, deep breathing day of reverence for the ways things went wrong in exactly the right way for that kid to walk away from this. And a day of shaky gratitude for the fact that the universe zigged instead of zagging this morning. I am so glad it was not worse than it was.

[yenneferblog]

ANYA CHALOTRA Photographed by Arun Chalotra

[bauliya]

i’m not over this photoset specifically the bit where this was shot by her BROTHER like this is how she looks like to her close loved ones and when you contrast it with how she looks when shot by a white person whether for covers or shoots or as yennefer it’s. very.

[guerrillatech]

[necromatador]

[that-lesbian-writer-deactivated]

[fireyourowncannons]

[emmavakarian-theirin]

the witcher but with britney spears music (heavily inspired by @paper-records)

[bettsfic]

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[yehudah]

me after i post my opinion to tumblr.com and omegaverse-obsessed-otaku with a picrew icon responds with "no. you know what? no. fuck you"

[omegaverse-obsessed-otaku]

Hey fuck this post

[yehudah]

[pastlight]