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Janaina Medeiros

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Jules of Nature
styofa doing anything
noise dept.
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we're not kids anymore.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@gajevy-trainwreck
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
shout out to op for singlehandedly resurrecting the twilight fandom and subsequently giving us all a second chance to discourse abt every aspect of this series
hate that gif where they make they give the flower a sensual handjob
Nic you can’t just say this and not give us the gif
This is what we’re all going to jerk off to on December 15th
watching the final table and this England lady sent home 2 asians not due to their cooking but because of their “presentation”?!?!
like it apparently didn’t look natural and that’s why they lost?!?! like the fuck????!?!
Seeing these fancy gringos chefs trying to make tacos is fucking hilarious
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
me, watching Netflix’s Final Table at 12.14am, having eaten a shitty quesadilla for dinner:of COURSE they over-spiced that paella, it’s supposed to be a subtle dish, what fools, what arrogant fools
October 30 is Tokoyami’s birthday, and I have this idea that it is deeply frustrating to him, because it would have fit his aesthetic so well if he was born on Halloween night.
SYMBROCK CONFIRMED
Update:
Welcome to Japan
Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse
Where fruits can be cubes
Where people keep left
And lamps have different brightness for double beds
People queue up in lines
Applies to stickers too
Where what you get is the same as the poster
you get waved goodbye..?
Relieving both mind and body
Yup.
Smooth train operator
No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied
When you need an extra hand
For the selfiestas
Brolly holders
Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream
Think diagonal
And anytime u need to soak your feet
Where you raise responsible adults, not brats
And luggage is organised in color codes
When you need help after the condom broke
Instant sanitary gratification
Why they are so welcome at football matches
Where water is that clean in the drains
Nuff said
Source: imgur.com
Too bad theres a catch…
Legitimately the nicest country I’ve ever been to. I would move tomorrow if I could have the same job there that I have here.
Also where
Women are autobanned from the workforce after marriage and in some cases even ENTERING RELATIONSHIPS which is why their birth rates are so low
Where child abuse is allowed to happen because “muh family honour”
Where it’s considered better to commit suicide than to see a therapist for depression or to get treatment for mental illness in general
Where “what the neighbors think of my family” is more important than your family’s actual happiness or even safety
One of the unhappiest nations in the world and the country with the highest rate of depression and the lowest number of mental health institutions
Where murders are classed as suicides to make the country look safer than it actually is
Where it’s discouraged to report a crime of any kind because YOU will be blamed for it happening to you
Where people die from exhaustion so often that they have their own word for it
Where workers sleep at their office, get shit pay, and are forced to be in isolated cubicles with no human interaction and no breaks
Where children at every level of schooling are so overworked in every facet possible with homework, chores, exam prep, and extra curricular, ensuring they have ZERO time to even act like children much less brats
Where suicide rates spike in September because that’s when midterm exams happen
Where children are so rare that they are seen as exotic and fetishised, leading to pedophilia and child molestation being on the rise
The Japanese idol industry… JUST the Japanese idol industry and everything about it
If you’re going to look at Japan, look at it from all sides because the place is NOT a utopia.
I was just about to say, “All that glitters isn’t gold.”
If society collapses and we gotta start living back in tiny tribal societies everybody’s gotta make sure when you start making those stories that get passed down through the ages that you include some ghibli movies in there. I want future archeologists to find multiple societies around the world worshiping chihiro the dragon rider goddess and howl the trickster god. We got one chance if it happens so don’t fuck it up
I can’t tell if we’re handling the collapse of society well or not anymore
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it
Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”
best 20 minutes of the year