Todays Tom Sawyer

4,000 Year Old Space Oracle (The Last Caucasian) but my only take on any situation is that I was there and it was ridiculous. Inspiration for the hit Jim Croce single “Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)” (my name is not Roy he changed it for legal reasons) Uncredited for my psychotically unfortunate appearance in the art school film “The Meat City Beatnicks” which I will controversially never apologize for

[slutstarlet]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[galahonk]

Shoot your shot King

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

⚠️ALERT⚠️

AGE OF PLENTY INCOMING

CALLING ALL BALLERS

HAVE CHALICE IN READY POSITION

⚠️ALERT⚠️

[thane-of-notvoting]

[jabberding0]

transformer

[dark-fri3ren]

[nostalgicamerica]

[galahonk]

Somewhere within driving distance of you lives some dipshit hole person who got a degree in Marketing and is now making 7 figures to assault your senses with an image of a hot thick load of Sporm laying siege to a fertile can of jaundice colored Red Bull and you’re just letting it happen

[jabberding0]

Arctic Wolves

[viejospellejos]

[nostalgicamerica]

[galahonk]

[galahonk]

At times like this it’s so important to remind everybody that outer space is fake and gay

[targetedknowledge]

[correctopinionhaver]

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[ned8-back-again]

It's legitimately over boys.

[galahonk]

Our guy paid to become yassified Michael Cera

[chopped-peace-collection]

[mentalhellonline]

[galahonk]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[galahonk]

Jackson dead, Bibbi has blood cancer, Prince Andrew arrested.

The world is healing (a little).