Todays Tom Sawyer

4,000 Year Old Space Oracle (The Last Caucasian) but my only take on any situation is that I was there and it was ridiculous. Inspiration for the hit Jim Croce single “Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)” (my name is not Roy he changed it for legal reasons) Uncredited for my psychotically unfortunate appearance in the art school film “The Meat City Beatnicks” which I will controversially never apologize for

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

90% won't

[galahonk]

Reblog if you’re working yourself into a shoot

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[galahonk]

Sadly the Disco Elysium tag here is just crudely drawn gay fan fiction

[grumsal]

Gordon Ramsay to his students after a huge bout of diarrhea

what i’ve done here is essentially blast the potty

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[king-ghidorah]

[catholicapothecary]

me enjoying libtard fineries and my gay little matcha drinks while remaining an insane chud is the definition of Riding the Tiger btw

[eyecantread]

[slowavesloth]

[labcorp]

hello just spreading awareness that this gif exists and it’s very funny

[nflstreet]

[safetynotguaranteedx]

[jabberding0]

to everyone born from 1981-1996

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[carolofthebell]

Need the original

[galahonk]

Took 3 days this year to be completely over it. Just shut the fuck up already.

[slutstarlet]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[galahonk]

Shoot your shot King