pee

[aquaticpaleo]

words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin

[squidbroom]

guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it. 

[normalalyankovik]

he tweets this like the Minecraft mod was exactly the thing he was waiting for to complete his years of research and leave a full legacy

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[galaxiaxies]

Join the spinel gang Discord Server!

Check out the spinel gang community on Discord - hang out with 74 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

hey gang, if you love spinel and want to also scream about spinel w me i have a server uwu

[turing-tested]

Eye Laws Dug Aim

[turing-tested]

'i don't get it' read this post out loud

[pinkprogram]

^_^ 

[galaxiaxies]

i lost the game

[galaxiaxies]

Join the spinel gang Discord Server!

Check out the spinel gang community on Discord - hang out with 74 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

hey gang, if you love spinel and want to also scream about spinel w me i have a server uwu

[galaxiaxies]

(galaxiaxies)

[galaxiaxies]

the theme when spinel reforms very subtly has a heartbeat as the bass

[galaxiaxies]

(galaxiaxies)

[v-poreons]

Anyways here's my hot take JDJCKANDKFKS

[galaxiaxies]

op youre objectively correct

[fatpinocchio]

Respond to Google recruiters with a message that says that you’re interested, but have never heard of them, and after a little research you’re concerned about their ability to compete with industry giants like Yahoo, whose products you personally use.

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

Ultimate power move: send this from a Gmail account

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[nyctosaurid]

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

[gallusrostromegalus]

Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they’re the WORST to encounter at night becuase:

You all know how big a rabbit is.  Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. they’re the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.

They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.

and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.

perhaps they’re dustbathing

or blood sacrifce

I don’t know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so you’re walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road

and

they

all

stand

up

not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal

No they get up on thier hind legs and don’t just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlight’s glow

…Blood Red.

And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while they’re a puntable size and allegedly herbivores they’re standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.

everyone freezes

you’re considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare

and they’re considering their odds against you

the only sound in the never-ending high desert wind 

somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away

The nearest Jack Rabbit

Blinks

and takes a single shuffling step

forward

You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and you’re frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy there’s no way you’d outrun THESE, god there’s a rabies outbreak going around that shit’s not curable-

The Dog

L U N G E S

It’s only the briefest of movements but the animal you’d picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters

The Jack Rabbits

Scatter

Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up

Later, you sit on the couch disquieted

and you wonder

If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights

what must it be like from thier end?

what terrifying creature 

deliberately ties itself

to something so horrible

As a Dog?

[valtsv]

so many things about tolkien’s mythos are just unintentionally hilarious to me but absolutely nothing beats the fact that elves are canonically such drama queens that they can literally waste away and die if they experience a strong negative emotion

[valtsv]

me: hey, what’s up man? i haven’t seen you around for a few months, so i thought i’d check in, see how you’re doing, you know-

my elf friend:

[mollyspurg]

I saw that ad on facebook for customizable crazy straws and i didn’t even think i just smashed the purchase button and 2 weeks and $15 later this arrived at my house 

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

OP where’s the link

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Where’s the fucking link

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

[utenaposter]