a twist in my story

'That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.'

[guooey]

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

[guooey]

Actually you are so right.......

[pseudomantis]

Why do they keep remaking all these fucking games why don't you make Spore 2 . you fucking idiot

[knowwhatimeme]

[pseudomantis]

[onlytwitterpics]

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

being in your 20s is just going to the store

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

its also about feeling very sad. at the store

[unclefather]

Young, dumb and full of gum

[unclefather]

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

[sad-pandad]

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

[unclefather]

my whats? 

[longseasons]

date a

me

[halfconcealed]

nice try mario

[rynmie-deactivated20230311]

[ampervadasz]

[theriddlerisanerd]

They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

[thestraggletag]

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

[jadedlynx]

I can’t believe how lucky I am. it’s the happiest feeling in the world.

[iceywrites]

Thank you for hurting my emotions

[9898989898]

All i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll

[mrclussy]

What is man but a miserable little pile of screenshots

[delirious--mistakes]

okay me

[trueloveistreacherous]

No matter what uniform you wear, I’m always gonna love you. I mean, cherish. I mean, respect. You said respect, right? Yes. And I feel the same about you.

[digitalbeachrave]

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

[stimman4000]

you know when you’re splitting something with someone you love and you intentionally take the smaller/otherwise worse half so they can have the better one... yeah