fre sha voca do

ask me about my memes for a good time

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

as soon as i'm under a blanket it's over

[softcherry-bomb]

the me that buys books and the me that reads them, are two different people.

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

[cikero]

ppl be like ain’t my dog cute and it’s one of those tiny white fluffy shivery ones with the eye stains

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you wouldn’t go to someone for advice, don’t take their criticism either.

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

Wait whoa

[landsword]

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that

[mockwa]

training astronauts

[catchymemes]

[unfortunately-awake]

[not-a-space-alien]

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

[bopeep]

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Penis envy is out. Give me other penis sins. Penis wrath. Penis avarice. Penis sloth.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

If penis gluttony is a sin then I need to stop drinking wine or im going straight to hell. But you got the spirit

[platycryptus]

Megalopyges are cute but beware, they are danger boys as well

(Florida, 12/27/18)

[bogleech]

lettin one walk on you is so brave but I bet it feels silly

[moonybyte]

danger boy? How dangerous are we talk-

[doomedvoyages]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[garl612]

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

[her-vintage-world]

[ooc-amongus]