Paladin Bard

A wizened and glowing beacon of growth, positivity, and protection. Pan demiboy slut living in a rough world full of hate and trying to fill peoples lives with love.

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[infectiouspiss]

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

[vivapinatafanfiction-deactivate]

sick burn

[whalebiology]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS

[solaceon]

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

[lucidloving]

Joan Didion, We Tell Ourselves Stories in Order to Live // Carlos Fuentes // Tim O'Brien // Tim O'Brien, The Things They Carried // Imtiaz Dharker, "Tissue" // Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind // Doctor Who (2010) // Brandon Sanderson, Yumi and the Nightmare Painter // Sing Shong, Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint // @jomeimei421

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[defydamage]

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

[quendergeer]

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

[dogpuppy]

[headspace-hotel]

it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.

It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[kaiokentimesten]

HAPPY YEAR OF SLOP EVERYONE

[gallantfool]

Absolutely never gonna recover from Latna Saga shell shocking me mid workday with that fucking LAST CHAPTER

[gallantfool]

I havent been on here in a hot minutes

But i will come back just to loudly scream about Latna Saga until the end of days.

[tk-sketches]

Sharing some footage from my little robot murder mystery game - there’s been a MURDER and YOU gotta solve it!! Gather clues! Compare witnesses! Yell at people!! That’s right - we’ve got it all! 

(gonna try to get a demo out when i can!)

[tk-sketches]

ENCOUNTER: Stained Glass Guardian Guys, I know breaking through the temple windows is more dramatic, but those things take a long time to make.

[yuiwrong]

The Maid Forums

[dogpuppy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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