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@galvantus
“Who says I’m not combat capable?”
(All credit goes to 0pik-0ort over on DeviantArt https://0pik-0ort.deviantart.com/art/Under-Heavy-Fire-515135261)
Who knew posting this piece of art several years ago would pick up so much traction! 🥰
First 4 parts of a Bennett sequence commission
Second half of the commission!
I miss my long hair
What the heck you look even bigger. Are you *still* growing?
And now fast forward ten years to when nat is large enough to fit Nora on her belly…
Nat was beyond description by this stage. Mountain didn’t do her justice, she was her own classification of fat. With the previous fattest, Nora, being resting comfortably on her lower belly, she was truly titanic…
(Very tempted to make this a separate Nat muse~)
PLEASE do
Send 💋 to kiss my muse on the
1. Lips 2. Cheek 3. Head 4. Nose 5. Chin 6. Neck 7. Chest 8. Stomach 9. Hand 10. Shoulder 11. Back 12. Butt 13. Foot
I choose Piper’s tummy! @Wide-wide-wasteland
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Feedee The Fat? I thought not. It's not a story a person out of the fat fetish would tell you. It's a Feederism legend. Darth Feedee was a Big Gainer of the Feederism, so powerful and so fat she/he could use the Food to influence the calories to create fat… She/he had such a knowledge of the fat side that she/ he could even make the ones he cared about by making them gain. The fat side of the Feederism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She/He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing her/his weight, which eventually, of course, she/he did. Unfortunately, she/he taught his feeder everything she/he knew, then his feeder make her/she loose weight with healthy foods. Ironic. She/He could make others fat, but not herself/himself.
The Promised Weight Gain Drive: Male Edition
This Weight Gain Drive is a New Experience!
Same rules as past drives!
One like equals .05 lbs
One Reblog equals 1 lbs
One Ko-Fi Donation equals 3 lbs as always, (don’t feel forced to donate, this is just a fun little drive!)
http://ko-fi.com/pocharimochi
This is a male character, and I am excited to see what happens in this drive!
Drive will go up to October 31st, 11:59 p.m. central time zone
As always, have fun! ❤️
Dark Lens – Welcome to The Dark Corporation - The mind blowing Star Wars themed photographic creations of Cédric Delsaux - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/welcome-to-the-dark-corporation-cedric-delsaux/
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)
woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true
All righty I’m pretty shitty with a particular subject that I just can’t wrap my head around so I’m wishing that I get a hang of it. I’m really really really shitty in that subject in not kidding so if this works this is some weird godly magic. Crossed fingers~
“….Course, soon as she gets shot she’s gonna spring a leak and deflate. That’s no good Gal.” - Bailey Blue @galvantus
“Well you could always put some armor plates over the squishy bits. Or just keep her out of combat to begin with, haha...” -Galvantus
A WALK ON THE WIDER SIDE
hello and welcome to another episode of Weird Biology with me, your host Bunjy! this week’s creature is hard to see and kind of dangerous, so we’re just going to watch our step as we-
OOP WATCH OUT!
you almost stepped on him!
you should be more careful, you could have really hurt his feelings.
it’s time to meet-
*muffled hysterical laughter*
the Gaboon Viper is found in the forests and savannas of sub-Saharan Africa. its boldly patterned scales are perfectly camouflaged against the forest floor, making it all but invisible.
its incredible striking speed and strength are renowned throughout the reptile world, and its venomous bite is powerful enough to kill even a grown man! clearly, this is not a creature to be trifled with.
and it is, as they say in herpetologist circles, a Swarthy Lad.
*continued hysterical laughter*
as you may have noticed from the pictures, the Gaboon Viper is very, uh, wide. and flat. like a pancake. a pan-snake, if you will. in fact, they’re so wide that their wikipedia page has an entire measurement category called “girth” just for them. (no, I’m not joking) and it’s over 14 inches, if you were curious. that’s usually a measurement reserved for pizzas.
there’s good reason for this, because the Gaboon Viper is the heftiest viper in the world! they generally reach only 4-5 feet long, but may weigh nearly twenty pounds. that’s completely fucking ridiculous.
that’s like a normal snake, if that normal snake had just eaten a couple of 7-pound free weights.
Gaboon Vipers are at the top of the snake list for a lot of different qualities, as it turns out. it’s not just that manhole cover physique, this snake has the WHOLE package. they are known for being incredibly fast despite their size, and for wrestling prey to the ground with their sheer strength like it’s the last five seconds of a ladder match. but now get ready for a real double whammy-
they have the longest fangs of any snake! OF ANY SNAKE. they also produce the most venom per bite of any snake! OF ANY SNAKE. wow! fuck!
aaaa! I still think you’re adorable!
those fangs are two fucking inches long, for reference. two inches. let’s think about that for a minute.
oookay we’re done thinking about that. so now let’s consider the fact that a Gaboon Viper can deliver up to 7 ml of venom per bite! alright, so that doesn’t sound like a lot. but please remember that the lethal dose for a human is 0.06 ml. jesus. imagine carrying enough poison in your face to kill like a thousand people.
and for a species that mostly eats small animals like rabbits, this is absolutely stupid amounts of overkill. like, hunting-pigeons-with-a-rocket-launcher levels of overkill.
people probably would be into that if it was allowed, actually.
alright, so we’ve definitely laid out the facts that make Gaboon Vipers so terrifying. but now I’ll hit you with the good news!
human deaths from Gaboon Viper bites are very, very, very rare. and it’s because Gaboon Vipers are very good flat boys.
no seriously, some of that is because Gaboon Vipers live way the fuck out in the woods but it’s mostly because these snakes are some of the most laid-back reptiles in existence.
yes, really.
don’t have a cow, man.
Gaboon Vipers are tolerant, docile animals that are extremely unlikely to bite you. in fact, they’re so chillax that scientists have been able to pick them up barehanded and stick them in collection boxes. (WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS. SCIENTISTS ARE OFTEN A LITTLE NUTS.) apparently the snakes just kind of went along with it. maybe they were bored?
usually when people ARE bitten, it’s because they didn’t see the snake and fucking stepped on it. and even then, stomping on a Gaboon Viper doesn’t always earn a bite. (BUT DON’T DO THAT. IT’S MEAN.)
they’re good sweet boys, is what I’m getting at here.
the GOODEST good boy. look at his widdle face.
thankfully, the Gaboon Viper is doing pretty okay! the species is still widely distributed, and has a conservation status of Least Concern. (it probably helps that they have so little conflict with humanity! chillness is its own virtue.)
it’s not often that I close a Weird Biology article with that kind of good news, so this deserves to be celebrated! clap your hands and jump around a bit! Yaaay, Gaboon Viper! we love your chubby little face and your ridiculously chill lifestyle!
maybe we could all take a lesson from the Gaboon Viper, and relax a little more.
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IMAGE SOURCES
img1- Wikipedia.zh img2- The National Zoo img3- Julie Larsen Maher @WCS img4- reptiletalk.net img5- Reptiles Magazine img6- AnimalSpot.net img7- Carnivora img8- AboutAnimals.com
This has absolutely nothing to do with what I normally post but I just like this post
Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon.
Shit i’ve read.
-every one possesses a form of psychic willpower that affects reality.
-technically could not be killed, but a human taunting them described how he would kill them so they became killable.
-they believe the color red increases speed so it does, including their enemies ships.
-they believe the color yellow makes explosions more powerful, so it does.
- they believe the color purple is stealthy so anything purple that they see is now invisible.
-they have windows on their spaceships to do drive-by’s because they dont know theres no air to breathe in space.
-their guns dont actually have any proper functioning parts. But since they believe its a gun, its now a gun.
-an out of ammo imperium squad once used empty guns to kill orks by shouting “bang” and since the orks didnt know they were empty it still killed them.
And now my personal favorite.
-while the emperor is believed to be kept alive by continuous sacrifices of his own techpriests. It is believed that the only reason the emperor is still alive is because the orks believe he is alive.
I cant tell what is true and what is made up because it all reads like that.
Orks are the one faction that makes the Warhammer 40000 setting appealing to me.
WAUUUUUUUUUUGH
-Orks have a gun that fires goblins THROUGH HELL to strike their enemies “Supa fast” (a feat which is deemed impossible by all other factions)
-Orks have very few actual organs and are like 90% fungus
-Like most actual fungus, Orks reproduce with spores that are constantly being spewed from their bodies
-Ork psychers(”magic users”) are so volitile that they will sometimes just explode, sometimes taking half the army with them. This can be prevented by giving the psycher a stick wrapped in copper wire
-Orks decided to weaponize this by cutting off the psycher’s limbs, strapping him down to a cart, throwing him into the middle of the battlefield, then taking away the stick and running away.
-Due to the lack of any real organs, and reproduction with spores, orks lack any form of genetalia. However, Ork painboys(doctors) will sometimes graft fingers or lumps of skin to an ork patient that look like penises just for shits and giggles. This is typically done without patient consent and may result in the doctor’s dismemberment.
-Ork ships tend to have massive amounts of thrusters and rockets on them, all wired up to a single massive red button for the captain to smash
-In any sane universe, 9/10 ork vehicles would explode after turning on the ignition
-Orks are actually one of the oldest races in the galaxy, and were created by god-lizards to fight against giant, metal, sun-eating vampire gods and their robot skeleton slaves
-Orks are the equivalent to the black knight in Monty Python and the Holy grail, being able to be completely dismembered and continuing to fight (and still being a fairly sizable threat)
-If an Ork can find his dismembered limb and staple it back into place, he will be able to reuse that limb.
-The orks once were capable of building AN ENTIRE PLANET completely out of scrap metal.
-A prominent ork strategy is to swarm millions of orks onto an asteroid or moon, then slam them into the planet’s surface, effectively acting as makeshift landing crafts
-In old lore, the way that orks communicated across massive battlestations and walkers was that certain orks were capable of yelling SUPA SUPA LOUD instead of having an actual communication system
Is no one going to talk about the time where an entire ork legion got stranded on an unknown planet for years, devolving into civil war, only to realize years later mid-battle “OY BOSS. DERS NO AIR ON DIS PLANIT” and then they all suffocated to death?
This is far and away the best use of the “power of believing in yourself” trope.
No matter what army you play, even if you’re fighting against them, everybody loves orks.
Fun fact, the orks were created AFTER the nightbringer brought fear to all other races. They are biologically incapable of feeling fear, except for one thing. Commissar Sebastian Yarrick, who kicked Ork ass so hard they started to fear him enough that they actually began to try and AVOID fights with him, and its implied its the reason he’s able to use an Ork’s mech claw for a hand and why he’s still alive despite being so old.
@it-is-i-rv
Commissar Yarrick, kicked ork ass so hard that they granted him immortality.
Technically there’s one other thing that scared the orks shitless… those were the Luna Wolves legion. ( aka the Sons of Horus legion or, after the Horus Heresy, the Black Legion).
Their success against the Ork kind during the Ullanor Crusade made them so scared of that precise Space Marine legion that they ceased to be a big trouble for the Empire of Man until the War of the Beast in the 32nd Millennium. The effect is partially still going since, still in the 41st Millennium, orkish elites still sport checkered patterns on their armors for protection and status.
Don’t forget that one time where the same ork tank kept harassing the same IG fort and coming back every week despite blowing up every time. So then they finally got tired enough and took a look at it’s engine only to find the engine compartment empty and jut a piece of paper that said “vroom vroom”
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LEWD HAS BLESSED US
Sum my muse up as a news article title
Example: “Local man gets what he deserves”, “Local man fucks everything up.”, etc etc. Bonus points if you make the mun laugh.
Dew it
So imma just post a link to my DA page
https://www.deviantart.com/litanus
Boop
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👂🍔🍩⬇ for Slath'o'voras
“Ohohoho!~ I’ll gladly take your feedings and dominate you while you do it!~ I would surely love to devour you and your little world~” the daemon answered as she licked her sharpened needle-like teeth
anonymously send me an emoji! feeder/feedee/FA edition
😍 I think you’re cute. 💋 I want to kiss you. 💕 I want to cuddle with you. ✋ I want to spank you! 🍩 I want to feed you. 🍰 I want you to feed me. 👅 I want to eat food off your body. 😈 I want to fuck you! 🐷 Let’s have some piggy play! ☎️ Let’s talk dirty. 🐽 I want you to tease/humiliate me. ⬆️ I want to dominate you. ⬇️ I want you to dominate me. 🔴 I want to stuff you silly. 🔵 I want to blow you up like a blueberry! 👕 I want to grow you out of your clothes. 👐 Belly rubs!
Feel free to reblog and add more!
An anon has submitted some wonderful additions! Credit and kudos to you, anon! Here they are – have fun, everyone!:
☉ I crave your belly. ɷ I crave your ass. 💣 I wanna feed you till you burst. ⏰ I wanna spend the night with you. ◯ You need a fatter gut. Ѡ You need a fatter booty. 👂 I wanna hear your naughty secrets/fattening fantasies. 🐳 I wanna make you immobile. 👉 *pokes/pinches your gut* 👈 *pokes/pinches your ass* 🍭 I wanna spoil/pamper you. 🍫 I want you to spoil/pamper me. 🍔 I wanna turn you into a slob. 🍕 I want you to turn me into a slob. 🔃 I want to mutually gain with you. ∞ NO Fattening Limits!
Please send some!
Your Queen demands asks
DO THE THING
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