Galythia

Bi/Ace Writer/Artist/Fandom Junkie/Folklore Nerd

[galythia]

Donations for Black Lives Matter

For every $5 you donate to an effective BLM cause*, I will write you a MINIMUM 1k fic**. That means that if you donate $150, I will write you a 30k fic. There is no word count limit, so donate away!

If you want me to write something that is NOT in a fandom I’m in, I WILL STILL WRITE IT. But it will be $8 per 1k due to the extra learning curve. I’ll even write for your OCs!

For those who can only donate less than $5, I will write drabbles for you at $1/100 words (or $1/50 words if it’s in a fandom/ship I’m not in).

I am happy to break your total word count into separate works, each with their own specifications. See under the cut for my list of fandoms (feel free to bring your fandom to me and ask me if I know it; I might have just forgotten to list it).

Vetted and proven funds to consider:

ACLU

The Bail Project

Keep reading

[galythia]

I’m waiting for that $2,000 donation for a 400k Nic Cage fursona magnum opus please don’t disappoint

[justcatposts]

“It’s not that wet” 

(via)

[islakariese]

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

[linguisticparadox]

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

@blackkatmagic

[boonbucks-city-beach]

TMA is the JJBA of podcasts simply because you can say literally anything and not spoil shit cuz these episodes are that wild

For example:

Dude gets kidnapped and made fun of for being crusty so his kidnappers buy him lotion

Guy gets harassed by the ghost of SCP 035

Giant man eating pig loves (1) one human, much to the human’s confusion and fear

Meat related PTSD

[the-magnus-archives-wiki]

the sky straight up eats a dude

even clown cultists gotta pay taxes

[snakewife]

the most terrifying thing about being a teacher is the students

if you keep finding really good deals on eBay, isn’t it a crime not to buy them?

man joins new gym after old gym’s members not supportive enough, later runs away after new gym’s members are too supportive

[great-distractions-deactivated2]

- that coffee ad is mocking my insomnia

[pensivespacepirate]

computer eating asmr 17 hours

help I’m in a box and i can’t get out

built a dark sun by making physics look the other way

[perpetuallyperceiving]

Man keeps seeking out a soldier after he respawns so he can die in front of the soldier once again

A ringmaster takes up a part time job as a window display

Man is having trouble getting a good night’s sleep so he hijacks a scientific expedition on the ocean

[raptortooth]

You attempt to murder your boss and he criticizes your technique and tells you to do better

Your employee review consists entirely of all the reasons your mother hates you 

Your new boss calls you to a one-on-one meeting specifically so he can not show up to said meeting

A giant, heroin-dealing spider.

[justtowatchitglow]

your dead husband asks you to eat him

the suburbs are actually just Hell

a picture book kills your childhood bully

local alley-dwelling monster that skins people asks you for a cigarette

estate agent eaten by house

[avatarofthebeholding]

• coffin sings in the rain

• sculpting class leads to unintentional murder

• lightning-shaped monster gets trapped in a book

• man describes his relationship with the literal apocalypse as “complicated”

• man tells a mannequin it doesn’t sound Russian

• monster compares itself to a melody

• elderly woman flings an astronaut’s corpse into a pit to stop the apocalypse

• elderly woman blows up a gnostic church to stop the apocalypse

• monster goes shopping for a bouquet of flowers

• man briefly uses a coffin as a table

• fractals are evil

• police officer willingly gives evidence to a potential murder suspect

• homeless guy kills vampires

[vosquitransitis]

homophobic pot eats someone’s husband

[pseudomantis]

i love it whenever a cat walks up to another cat and slaps it right in the face for no reason at all completely unprovoked

[grimelords]

a tv show where you take random redditors and ask them to design their perfect society then force a small dutch village to live by the rules they make up for a year

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nerdy-emo-royal-dad]

Never thought I'd say this but hell yeah stan jungkook

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[justcatposts]

OMG THESE TWO!!!

[galythia]

Donations for Black Lives Matter

For every $5 you donate to an effective BLM cause*, I will write you a MINIMUM 1k fic**. That means that if you donate $150, I will write you a 30k fic. There is no word count limit, so donate away!

If you want me to write something that is NOT in a fandom I’m in, I WILL STILL WRITE IT. But it will be $8 per 1k due to the extra learning curve. I’ll even write for your OCs!

For those who can only donate less than $5, I will write drabbles for you at $1/100 words (or $1/50 words if it’s in a fandom/ship I’m not in).

I am happy to break your total word count into separate works, each with their own specifications. See under the cut for my list of fandoms (feel free to bring your fandom to me and ask me if I know it; I might have just forgotten to list it).

Vetted and proven funds to consider:

ACLU

The Bail Project

Keep reading

[galythia]

I’m waiting for that $2,000 donation for a 400k Nic Cage fursona magnum opus please don’t disappoint

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[annnmoody]

Vessels designed specifically for screaming

Babak Golkar, Time to Let Go, 2014

[blujayonthewing]

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

oh god this is too much of a mood

[robertpattisons]

sums up 2020

[cadaverkeys]

!! thank u so much! The way i draw lace is like…so time consuming but i usually use three different methods interchangeably

One of the major factors of lace is that it must maintain this very floral quality to it, which often relies on noticeable curves. Though a lot of lace contains straight lines here and there, the curves should always b the most significant! 

[memewhore]

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

NZ traditional haka for black lives matter, video posted june 3rd 2020

[thickemo]

For those of you who don't know, this specific haka was written by a father to acknowledge his son's wrongdoing and basically tell him to get his shit together. It is also modernly used as a haka tautoko, or acknowledgement, in some contexts.

Y'all see how symbolic this is, right? It's both acknowledging current events as a show of solidarity, but also calling for world leaders to get their shit together and admit their wrongdoings and try to change things. This shit is powerful.

The user quobbo on tiktok did a little rundown analysis of it here:

Quobbo is Kiing on TikTok

#stitch with @tonifui 👈(credit) | Tika Tonu (a ngeri/haka) in a 60sec tt #blm #poc #sons #aotearoa #māori

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

for some reason this ^ reblog isnt showing up in the notes? maybe it's the link, but for those looking to explains the significance of this from a closer maori experience - what the dance means and why the video is so culturally epic (if interested in knowing more, pls click this reblog)

[memeclassheroes]

[stand-up-gifs]

Baron Vaughn (x)

[smosh]

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

“There as as many knives as bands of strangers to wield them against you” is the most raw, metal line I think I’ve ever seen

And it came from a fucking standup routine

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Surely there should be more knives, or else each band of strangers is limited to one knife.

[syntax-forest]

If you look close at the b’s and h’s you can see that it’s actualy ‘hands of strangers’ so each stranger gets two knives.