I can stop whenever I want

Woah mama! There's nothin better than a night in Vegas

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

Woah mama! I'm in crippling debt but the dice just keeps rollin'!

[vermin-is-a-rat]

probalby shoukd eat actual food today

the ever so temping snacks: hey

[elvis-stressley]

Woah mama,

Happy Mother’s Day to everyone without a mom. I see you, and hope you’re taking care of yourself today. *gentle humina* Uh-huh uh-huh

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth]

John tendrils exclam the bitch

[etherealspacejelly]

ethereal space bitch

[brb-on-a-quest]

Bitch on a quest

[novafire-is-thinking]

bitch-is-thinking

[dead-end-ace]

ADHD-bitch-lover

[dying-isnt-good-for-your-health]

dying-is-bad-for-your-bitch

[average-euclidean-human]

Average-euclidean-bitch

[raquazion9000]

bitch9000

[randomgal102394]

randombitch102394

[caretaleandotherstuff]

Caretaleandbitchstuff

[therestlesswon]

therestlessbitch

[antikittysocial]

antibitchsocial

[homocidalpotat]

homocidalbitch

[shark-tranny]

bitch-tranny (i more shark-bitch makes more sense but less funny)

[aphrodite-gock]

alicethebitchshark

[nineturtlestrenchcoat]

nine-bitch trenchcoat

[skelpiescool-deactivated2025071]

skelpies (a) bitch

bitch’s cool

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

my-mom-named-me-bitch

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

bitch addicted Elvis

[overthinkingmoth]

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

[overthinkingmoth]

would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with...

a random trans woman

jk rowling

Voting ended onMay 15, 2025

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

Woah mama! im uhh, ...not interested.

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, want me to stomp that guy?

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

No mama, I'm all good! He left me alone after this *hip thrusts joyfully*

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, that’s great to hear, we may be rivals when it comes to Vegas and gambling, but I’ll always have your back when in danger uh-huh uh-huh

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

Woah mama! Thank you !

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

Woah mama! im uhh, ...not interested.

[godzilla-elvis]

Woah mama, want me to stomp that guy?

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

No mama, I'm all good! He left me alone after this *hip thrusts joyfully*

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

She slurpin' on my weezer till i Ooooo weee ooooh

[bigfoot-elvis-official]

woah mama, sad there's no forests or marshes around las vegas

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

There's casinos, which is arguably better!

[petsoundsss]

I wish to someday be as Tumblr famous as @elvis-official . woah mama, so he might say .

[queerpeers]

what do you mean you’re tagging my post with “shitpost.” that was craftsmanship. van gogh wasn’t doodling. michelangelo didn’t work with playdoh. it’s like calling the lord jesus’s carpentry whittling

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

Woah mama! im uhh, ...not interested.

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

Woah mama, can I microwave 2 day old Taco Bell tacos? *hip thrusts*

[not-theangelofmusic-sorry]

consider it a gamble

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

hi pa- i meant hi mama

-- @gay-elvis

hey mama!

[godzilla-elvis]

Please eat the casino I lost my money hummina hummina

Woah mama, I’m way ahead of ya

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

woah mama, Let's talk about this first! Keep away from the casinos!

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

Woah mama, can I microwave 2 day old Taco Bell tacos? *hip thrusts*

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

that was Huh' Huh' really gross, mama!

[elvissupportgroup]

Woah mama can I borrow your microwave, mine looks like this because it’s really old and broken and unused

[gamblingaddicted-elvis]

woah mama! I used a public microwave

[centers-for-disease-control]

I love it whenever a new set of gimmick blogs comes around. Like all of the elvis stuff looks so fun. I miss having the energy and time to participate in that stuff