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Gaming Tip Number Forty One

Nobody even looks at this shit anymore. The other Game Grumps have moved onto things they think are better.

Well that's not so for me, Dan Avidan. I will always be here to reach out to my friends and fans through this beautiful chaotic medium we know as tumblr.

For as long as I live, I will be dedicated to the Lovelies (and Avifans) unfalteringly. You guys can always count on me for a shoulder to cry on, a smile to laugh with, an inappropriate DM exchange with someone much younger than myself (41m).

Let's talk a bit about me, Dan. I went to Boston University. That's the same school as MLK Jr. and AOC. I also attended Tufts.

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Good fucking riddance

-Mod Dan

[sometimes-i-write-good]

Reasons why “Wizards of Waverly Place” was the best show on Disney

• magic

• accurate depictions of teenagers

• dysfunctional family that shows you can argue and still love/be there eachother

• no shame in owning a business and working hard at jobs people typically look down on

• Harpers outfits

• MAGIC

• comedy gold

• Art is held in the highest regard

• Justin is aware and unashamed of his emotions - great role model for young boys

• have I mentioned that they’re a mixed family,,, depicts strong Latinix role models

• Alex learns things about herself and how to treat others while still letting her grow as a teenager and have a rebellious side

• have we mentioned Harpers outfits?

• THERES LITERALLY AN EPISODE ABOUT MOTHER NATURE ASKING PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF THE EARTH

• there’s an episode about the importance of reading

• it’s great for all ages because you’ll learn a lesson regardless while laughing (and catching jokes you didn’t as a kid)

• also depicts realistic relationships??

• I mean seriously Mason and Alex are the cutest

• but also Harper is the greatest character I’ve ever seen because she’s so unapologetically herself and, while the show pokes fun at it, she never changes anything about herself just to please others

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Lowkey Phineas and Ferb slander in my opinion. Nothing matches the music in that show!

Mad respect for Wizards of Waverly Place doe 😤

-Mod Dan

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Gaming Tip Number Thirty Nine

Get a canopic jar for this wet ass pussy

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Gaming Tip Number Forty

How'd I get this scar? My dad stabbed me. He stabbed me because I got in a fight outside a bar. The dude was a biker. 500 pounds. Covered in tattoos. Tattoos of his family, a wife and three kids. He was actually on his way to the soup kitchen. That's where he volunteered to give out soup to homeless people. He was also homeless. He was homeless because he sold his house to his wife and 3 children

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Gaming Tip Number Thirty Eight

My city planning idea is a manmade stream that costs $0 to create and maintain. We dig a long line using our bare hands & slave/prison labor and then fill it with water by removing all toilets from the town and you're only allowed to pee in the river so it's full of a townsworth of pee and renewed several times a day. It would also be a social and business center due to its position as the only place every person must go to several times every day

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Gaming Tip Number -0.5

Are these horseshoe crabs having sex or just friends

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You can have sex as friends, Mod Ross. You of all people apparently know that 😒

-Mod Dan

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are you the real game grumps

Of course we are!

-Mod Arin

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Gaming Tip Number -0.5

Are these horseshoe crabs having sex or just friends

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Gaming Tip Number Thirty Seven

How else to clean a yellow tinkle mark

but to take tongue to it in the musky dark?

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Gaming Tip Number Thirty Six

*aggressively hula hoops to air* HEY YOU *jabby-jabs my fingy wingies inches from your corneas* YEAH YOU, GOOSE MAN *elliptically twirls fingy wingies around your visual orfices* YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE *snaps like a firecrackers on a patriotic Tuesday* STOP *sashays back three steps* EATING *gnashes teeth like the goose man you are* PLANTS *sprouts out of the earth in a jazzy-handed Renaissance of dirt*

You know what you need to do.

- Mod Suzy

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Study Break Ideas

It can be tempting to take a study break by starting to scroll on social media and start switching between apps, but I’ve found that doing this can make me less focused and less motivated on the task I should be doing

Instead of picking up your phone, here are some better study break activities that you can do within 5-20 minutes:

take a short walk & fill up your water bottle

eat a healthy snack

meditate for a few minutes to calm down if frustrated with the material

drink coffee/tea/water to sharpen your mind

clean up or organize your workspace - sometimes a cluttered mind can be caused by a cluttered desk

take a power nap or rest your eyes for a bit to relax (set alarm for 20 minutes so you don’t go into deep sleep)

stretch your neck and back: looking down at a screen can start to really hurt after a while and you may not realize it’s the reason you’re tired

do some deep breathing

go outside for a short period if possible to spend time with nature

do a short exercise routine if you’re feeling like you want to get up and go do something else

The important thing to remember while taking breaks is to not start scrolling on social media, start texting someone, or talking to someone irl if you want to stay focused on your work. Be mindful about your breaks and if you notice you tend to be less focused or unmotivated after doing something during a study break, try to break that habit.

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If you don’t want to do any of these activities, go outside and dig holes! As many as you’d like! Holes holes holes! Without holes, there wouldn’t be life. Without life, there wouldn’t be productivity and organized aesthetics. Without organized aesthetics, our children would not exist. For mine, yours, ours, dig.

- Mod Suzy 🌱

[thatgirlwithadhd]

It came to my attention that many people don’t know this, so I decided to make a PSA in meme form. Yes, citrus can interfere with ADHD meds. It’s because of the high Vitamin C.

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wait WHAT

I mean….I don’t USUALLY drink orange juice with breakfast….. but this would have been REALLY GOOD to know

[thatgirlwithadhd]

SEE YES

I have had SO many people reblog this long going “um no ur wrong sweaty it’s grapefruit :)))”

And yes, grapefruit is a definite nope with many medications

But I’m talking about vitamin C!!

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You actually should avoid citrus fruits, especially grapefruit, when on almost any meds. It interferes with the p53 responsible for allowing the liver and small intestine to break down those meds and corculate them through the bloodstream.

-Mod Dan

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Chimpmunk!

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Thanks for this mod dan

- Mod Ross

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Gamer Prediction

This is the way the world ends

This is the way the world ends

This is the way the world ends

Not with a bang but with

- Mod Suzy

[possessive-suggestions]

Those restraints are only going to get tighter…. I know you want me, darling, but you have to listen, and I told you to be still. … See how much easier it is to get what you want when you listen? You’re so perfect under me….

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The seatbelt when it locks you in one place be like

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GIANT ITALIANO SAUSAGE MAMA MIA PIZZARIA

80s Italiano oREAGANo