“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.
I became a tattoo artist at 49.
Married the love of my life at 50.
Got my Class A CDL at 59.
You've got time.
As long as you're breathing, you've got time.
[ID. A tweet by jonah (@/earthisacage): i love talking about movies...i love saying "i haven't seen that one...but it's on my list" /end ID.]
thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen
I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit
"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking
ID: Two Tiktok screenshots. The first shows a white person with short brown hair leaning against a wall beside a bannister, eyes closed, with a sad expression, hands held out at their side.
Text over it reads: "When you're texting that one friend and their 10-minute active window has ended so now it'll be another 1-2 business days before you hear from them again"
The second screenshot is of a comment by exxonpirate reading: "I was meant to be porn in the era of the carrier pigeon"
End ID.
one of my fears is that i'll be 7 hours down my dash reblogging things not knowing that, like, the end of the world is happening. everyone is posting shit like FUCK THE MARTIANS HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA meanwhile i'm like here's a picture of snoopy :-)
Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.
kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous
similarly to how you should never trust gamers with a nonbinary character i feel like you can also never trust a fandom with an aroace character. whether it's explicitly canon or implied it just ends up the same
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
mermaids as a metaphor for disability and chronic illness tho… your bodily functions are seldom within your contol and inhibit you from any sense of ‘normalcy’ thus isolating you from the social world… this necessitates forming a close-knit community of people with whom to share resources and experiences… medical intervention as a concept is terrifying as medical practitioners seek to treat you like a lab experiment… even your well-meaning loved ones with whom you share details of your condition are constantly trying to fix or ‘cure’ you… it is necessary to hide or downplay certain aspects of your identity in order to function semi-normally in a society with little to no awareness of your true circumstances… thinking
Watched a documentary about abuse and advice one guy said to give children was, "Tell them that if someone is hurting them, to tell someone - and don't just tell one person. Tell as many people as possible, and keep telling as many people as possible until the abuse stops." and i really liked that
Bc so many ppl focus on the idea of telling A Trusted Adult, but even a well-meaning individual can fuck up and let abuse fall through the cracks or not know what to do
Whereas if a child tells LOADS of adults AND other kids, there's far less opportunity for an abuser to do damage control
Consistently telling their story and spreading it around disempowers the abuser to control and coerce the flow of information, or to utilise gaps and weaknesses in systems of reporting or welfare to isolate the child
Just really good advice. Not suprised I don't hear it more often.
Drew this for a friend going through a rough time. Ganbatte! ♥🐰
[ID: Black and white digital art of Usagi from Sailor Moon smiling happily and holding her hands up to make a heart with her pointer and middle fingers. Usagi is a thin girl with long hair in pigtails, and she has on a sailor shirt with a big bow at the front. She is surrounded by tiny hearts and a couple cartoon bunnies. End ID]
The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.
i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.