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almost home
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@lourek
I just debuted in ao3!
Here’s my Sansaery fic, Dark Eyes, Pink Lipstick . It’s a high school AU, T-rated, with some saphic cuteness.
Reblogs and reads are much appreciated!
This lovely art by @polar-biscuit inspired the whole fic!
I was born in 2003 is that normal
literally no
🐜 Buffon’s Natural history, . London: Printed for the Proprietor, and sold by H. D. Symonds, 1797-1807.. Original source Image description: Historical illustration from Buffon’s Natural History showing two framed scenes. The top frame depicts a great anteater with an elongated snout and curved body, standing on grassy terrain with a forested background and cloudy sky. The anteater’s fur is primarily dark with a lighter underbelly and a distinct white stripe along its neck and side. The lower frame features two scaled mammals labeled “Short tail’d Manis” and “Long tail’d Ditto,” with reptile-like textures, stalked in a jungle-like setting with palm trees and dense foliage. The illustration is detailed, showcasing characteristics of anteaters and pangolins, highlighting natural history observation circa 1797-1807.
Long tail’d Ditto? What has Pokemon been up to these days ō_ó
(It’s a giant anteater and two pangolins)
(That is a very pretty giant anteater)
(Not true to life but quite graceful)
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Plain text ID: Historical illustration from Buffon’s Natural History showing two framed scenes. The top frame depicts a great anteater with an elongated snout and curved body, standing on grassy terrain with a forested background and cloudy sky. The anteater’s fur is primarily dark with a lighter underbelly and a distinct white stripe along its neck and side. The lower frame features two scaled mammals labeled “Short tail’d Manis” and “Long tail’d Ditto,” with reptile-like textures, stalked in a jungle-like setting with palm trees and dense foliage. The illustration is detailed, showcasing characteristics of anteaters and pangolins, highlighting natural history observation circa 1797-1807 /end
(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.
(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area
Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.
(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.
(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area
Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.
politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public
”Senshi cant be a tumblr sexyman because no one ships him with himself” extremely fixable problem actually
Vote senshi in the tumblr sexyman finals!!!
if i was president of the internet i would require all binary people to write a 3 page gender studies essay before i can issue their license to call that nonbinary character a lesbian or refer to their ships as yuri. you gotta prove youre not just shoving them into the girl-lite box, chief. you gotta earn it. thems the rules.
i violently understand musical Jay Gatsby because I too would sing a banger ballad about a pretty girl i fumbled years ago
I've been listening to the Great Gatsby Musical soundtrack recently and gosh, every time. That narrative is a masterful representation of class dynamics & incentives within the system of capital, and I love how the music plays into that. New Money, Shady, hell, For Her and Only Tea as well– the music is so good
“I’m gay” “I’m straight” Ok? I left my home in Minnesota? To escape a kind of restlessness? I couldn’t shake after the war?
“im straight” “im gay” SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT I MEAN BUSINESS WHILE IM ALSO BEING CASUAL WITH TEENY TINY SANDWICHES … i should go lie down
they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade
Tossing a signal boost out into the world, but AO3 is currently seeking Welsh speaking volunteers for translating the website itself and also support emails. Applications close 22 July
I have zero time myself but this is very cool
The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
it’s really interesting how the guys that fight against paying child support the hardest are the ones that could afford to do it. these dudes will quit their well paying salaried job with benefits just to avoid their pay getting docked and potentially going to reimburse the mother of their child for buying their kid new shoes. they’ll leave their child without health insurance and work under the table jobs because they really hate their child and former S/O that much.
men who have been conditioned to believe that having kids and caring for them is somehow emasculating
they swear it is a man’s role to provide and protect but they’re going out of their way to deprive and endanger
They believe that their role is to provide and protect the ones they choose to; it's not a responsibility (though they'll frame it like it is to sound better), but a power that they hold over others. Child support is emasculating because they see it as being forced to provide for someone who isn't "theirs" any more. They don't see it as supporting a child that they have ongoing responsibility for because they believe that they should have the right to withdraw that responsibility at any time, that unconditional responsibility for a child is the woman's role. They see it as being financially cucked.
#these men like the power that being a provider gives#they like the idea that you are dependent on them and that they could take it away from you at any moment#but mandatory child support doesn't really give you that choice or any power over the child/ex#you can't leverage it the same way to get what you want
My friend's coworker has a boyfriend who literally does not have a bank account and keeps his money in CASHAPP to avoid child support.
He used to make good money. He quit his job to avoid child support.
The coworker is pregnant.
When I worked in branch banking, there was more than one man who would come in and ask to have his checking account closed and a new one opened bc of "fraudulent ACH charges." I knew it was actually his child support each time but was told I couldn't refuse the customer request.
Until...
One of them eventually had a giant note placed on his profile by legal saying we were not able to close any of his accounts or open new ones without clearance from legal, bc he kept cycling through account after account every time the state found the new one and submitted the garnishment paperwork.
IIRC he eventually got banned from the branch bc he threatened me & others when we told him no.
I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you
I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products
Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive
