Less than Lovely

Do what makes you happy. The rest will fall into place.

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed “Apple bottom jeans” (Jeans) “Boots with the fur” (Fur) “The hole club was lookin at her” (Her)

[lobotomizedskull]

[cryptid-sighting]

I need everyone to see what's on the Onion's homepage right now

[grotesquehorse]

stop casting famous people for romance movies

[grotesquehorse]

stop casting famous people in movies

[uh0-deactivated20240308]

stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. "sorry can't legally come to work today, I'm the new batman"

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

anyone else plagued by concepts and scenarios

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

and circumstances and situations?

[badwolfbadwolf]

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Leopardy!

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

So? #girlboss

[minervose]

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[wizardhecker]

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

[littlebirdofprey]

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

[largishcat]

“Can you turn into a bat?”

“God, no, I wish,” sighed the vampire. “That’d be fucking badass.”

[platypik]

[mikkeneko]

#hey it took him a while but he eventually managed it

[captorations]

love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc

[fuckyeahsnackables]

[mytearsrricochet]

[k-eke]

Very happy bears 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[funnytwittertweets]

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[aleshakills]

How did they find the worst audio ever made

[trans-mouse]

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

[ottermatopoeia]

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

[fishareglorious]

I love this post so much

[undead-puppetry]

[forthegothicheroine]

Joke or fashion?