to boldly hoe

this is 70% a trek blog now. 30% whatever else. they/them.

[garaksribcage]

[demonius-darkblade]

hell world

[kyleblackpaw]

[lasesmed]

are advertisers aware that if one of their ads interrupt me i will, at best, forget about the product, and at worst, become actively hostile to the product

[krakensdottir]

I’m convinced that 90% of all advertising backfires, because yes, I may remember your commercial, but it will leave me terribly uninterested in purchasing anything you offer and in fact I may NOT out of spite.

Seriously, marketing is a joke. And so much money goes into it. SO MUCH.

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[squided]

OP: this paint job looks like a blood stain

Tumblr: actually, according to color theory, it looks like love.

[inkskinned]

some parents will really be like: “i am going to make a joke that directly references my child’s insecurities, and worse, i am going to do it in public to other people, therefore exposing those insecurities to others” and then turn around and be like “hayden doesn’t really talk to me anymore. they’re so angry all the time and i don’t know why. i am perfect. this is bc of social media.”

[temporalkingdom]

Who is your dad, now?

[theriu]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[turing-tested]

do you care about tumblr discourse?

i know other gay people in real life so no

[suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5]

I’d cry 😢

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

Dump himmmmmmm

[loloftheday]

Energy company has got some sass

[bransrath]

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

[hawkeabelas]

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

[valtsv]

i never check my email because then i will have to reply to some of them and that is how you get more emails

[valtsv]

if i stay very still and don't make any noise maybe they'll forget that i'm there and leave me alone

[hustlerose]

every time i see one of those “all gays know is…” posts i’m just like wow i’m nothing like you people 

[hustlerose]

“all gay people know about is good omens, steven king, sufjan stevens, feral kin baby mode, marvel comics, hatsune miku and yearning” what the fuck are you talking about? who said that?? 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[oldfilmsflicker]

Birders, 2019 (dir. Otilia Portillo Padua)

[danhumphrey]

i miss when personality quizzes didnt require so much brainpower like whatever happened to questions like “which biome would you rather live” where i would simply scroll until i saw forest. now i have to try to decipher long ass quotes about like love and shit? pass. i don’t have a brain

[makingqueerhistory]

“When you’re different people are not sure how to approach you, so what I’ve done is, I’ve loved them first. I had to.”

— Jackie Shane (via makingqueerhistory)

[stardustashesart]

All I have energy for anymore is these two. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are worse things....

[ed-longshanks]

actually fucking despise sex scenes in movies

[ed-longshanks]

just fucking pan away or fade to black dont make a whole movie theater uncomfortable just cause some producer or director needed an excuse to see an actress's tits