THOSE ARE HIS HOOVES YOU BITCH

this is my shitpost blog. I'm an opossum.

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[theehorsepusssy]

[brucebocchi]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[spitblaze]

[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[seabassapologist]

[rebathetoeless]

Orange chicken is gross

[henpillled-deactivated20241123]

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature

[movoedd-deactivated20230626]

Important News

He's gone

[garbageopossum]

[todaysbird]

so uh. Was anyone going to tell me that the pink fairy armadillo is only six inches long

[todaysbird]

:(

[fairycosmos]

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

[fairycosmos]

he doesn’t know wtf is going on

[kosmogrl]

[casadelanime]

Good FREAKEN evening people!

[t4timekeeper]

waterboarding him

[tagfer]

[sandmandaddy69]

[natalieironside]

Please don't think of me as anything more than an eccentric recluse who accidentally has a blog. That's already enough responsibility.

[vrpltransdyke]

I didn't even know spiders could type

[natalieironside]

Well, I sure did walk right into that one

[flagellant]

Oh, you walked right into that one? With how many legs, Natalie?

[natalieironside]

>::::(

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[gamecubist]

obsessed with this interaction

[eufonius]