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Hey this is my old shitty blog and if you found it I don’t use it anymore. You can find me @dismember-cisgenders.
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“The Devil Went Down To Georgia” White Trash Washing Machine Cover
That’s just. Amazing.
AWESOMENESS
this is awesome
This is literally the futuristic version of washboard music. Is that not just fucking amazing? We had dudes playing washboards to accompany music since the early days of blues and zydeco and today we’re sitting here watching someone using a washing machine in the exact same way. Imagine being some old fella playing a washboard with thimbles in a little jug-and-tea-chest outfit back in the 20s, imagine if someone told you that in about 100 years time, some kid would be using a machine that will replace the washboard to serve the exact same purpose.
This shit is why I’m such a giant music nerd.
washboard electronica
@buxombibliophile @nikineon
Listen
‘sometimes we would have this alter ego which was on set, because he’s all like (deep voice) winter soldier and then it was like (high voice) WIENER SOLDIER’
me, in public, talking to a crow: hi ominous shadow bird! are you a harbinger? I bet you are! what a good little harbinger of death you are!
As usual, I think I'd be better off fucking dead. I create problems for everyone I care about. I'm useless.
this pepper is way too small
can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him
because he’s a little chili
bernie is verbally begging his supporters to vote for hillary and ensure a liberl presidency and hillary blatantly mentioned a promise to include bernie in her policies and gave him the credit for permanently changing the landscape for the party and his impact on young voters and bernie babies still wont get a grip and vote
PSA
There is a really, shitty hoax going around now that if you email Nintendo proof of your disability they will unlock “secret” disabled permissions for Pokemon Go.
Please stop sharing this rumor and shut it down when you are able to. And if you have reblogged this rumor, please take the time to reblog a correction.
It’s an extremely mean-spirited response to disabled people’s disappointment that they can’t play the game due to mobility (and other) issues.
I’ve reblogged my disbelief in this several times, but let me make it clear again that this is a shitty hoax and no one should believe it. Please reblog every denunciation of it you see.
They achieved what Nickelodeon could not
“no, no, no, *dwarves* are art deco; elves are art noveau.”
(via yonderly4me)
@luna-lobo
this is so true I’m so mad I didn’t realize that
(via sourlily-likes-sourbellies)
They call it "Texit" - and it's as dumb as you might imagine.
Inspired By Brexit, Texas Conservatives Push For ‘Texit’ Secession From United States
The scary thing? Texas Gov. Greg Abbott might be crazy enough to actually give into this hysteria. On Fox News, Abbott seemed to suggest that it was a possibility.
And Abbott has shown signs of pandering to his fringe-right followers since becoming governor. Last year, he earnestly entertained the idea that President Obama was sending federal troops to “invade” Texas under the pretense of a fake military training exercise known as Jade Helm. Allow that to sink in: The Governor of Texas believed the President of the United States was going to attack Texas.
It might go without saying, but Texas seceding from the United States would be a disaster for Texans. Despite all the bluster about the “tyranny” of federal government, Texas residences have gotten used to having roads and bridges and schools. They’ve also grown fond of federal aid dollars when there is a natural disaster. Sen. Ted Cruz, an anti-government conservative from the state, has repeatedly begged Obama to give him emergency aid during times of crisis. All of that money would dry up if Texas decides to go its own way.
But in the face of this, Texas secessionists are undeterred. According to their own count, they’ve convinced over 250,000 people to sign a petition asking that the chance to leave the United States be put to a statewide vote. Incidentally, you now have a handy list of the dumbest 250,000 people in the state.
Conservatives are not the brightest crayons in the box.
I still think the biggest plot twist in Steven Universe is that the Cool Kids are actually super chill and likable characters
I really thought they were going to fit that “thoughtless edgy teen” stereotype and bully steven or at least bully lars but the fact that they’re just generally nice people??? it makes this old heart glad
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Did you know some people stop being tired? Like, they enjoy a cup of coffee and then go on with their day, feeling awake and functional? They don’t feel exhausted all day long? Like that’s so weird, what’s up with that.
source?
me: fascists should die
ppl on tumblr dot hell: yeah
me: including fictional ones
ppl on tumblr dot hell: wwait no that’s mean… what if they’re white and skinny and have like, Cheekbones
making of frozen…..
the amount of photoshop work that went into this is literally wild
why is there a person out there with superhuman photoshop ability who just spends their time making frozen pictures. i dont understand the way the world works
The fucking interview still