Not a porn bot, that's just my name.

There is a very deep meaning that you will never guess behind my header image

[arlo-mike]

claim your badge here

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[simena]

Jette Stoltz

[starlitmyre]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[notesdaybyday]

Dilligaf?

I hope illigaf

Igaf

Igaf so much.

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[twostepsfromtemerant]

'I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracket comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public truƒt comma and defend the ƒubjects of His ƒtroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majeƒty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of perƒonal ƒafety semi-colon to purƒue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if neceƒsary in the cauƒe of said duty comma so help me bracket aforeƒaid deity bracket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop.

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[chilewithcarnage]

[theoppositeofprofound]

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

[uninfaust]

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[thememedaddy]

[videolottery]

thing that are not and can never be art: fanfiction

video games

animation

film

books

art

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[magnetic-maverick]

Queer Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse

Art by Sonagee