uhhhhh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[spades-gameing]

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[ectoimp]

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[no-one-offical]

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[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[ectoimp]

[johnathandarksouls]

Today we celebrate a milestone marking a full year since our adventures had first began! I thank ye all kindly! I do plan on making some sort of video at some time, however between balancing my knighthood, friends, family and my beloved I find myself at times starved of the free time it requires. But nonetheless it will be made! So again thank you all! I am Johnathan Darksouls

[arlo-mike]

claim your badge here

[swagophile]

Ahahaha! Classic "Tumblr" post my friend! Only on this magnificent hellsite could a post such as yours arise! I dare say it gave me a chuckle or two. Tell me, dear compatriot, have you perhaps heard of P. Jack? I'm sure you'd quite enjoy it, you both post very similar! Goodness, while I still have you, I must say, #dave strider

[aphractal2]

be not afraid

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[imsoberish]

Do I dare?

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

WHAT THE—

[no-one-offical]

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[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[slushie-slam]

funnybunny….sharing a milkshake perhaps? ye olde trope

slurp

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]