Star

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[faerieglade]

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

[faerieglade]

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

[poji-deactivated20171002]

[fruitpinch-deactivated20161206]

How come when it jumps it goes up and then like goes up again

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double jump

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/Bj0HPWhni3m/

[murolo-moved]

neil cicierega created so many inane internet things that he remains uncredited for that even he does not remember what is and isn’t his own doing

[slavery]

I’m Capricorn moon crackhead rising 5’6 sun

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Me outside: wow they made society from that meme into a real thing

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[slimetony]

Had a dream that Daft Punk released a new song called “Feet” with bruno mars and pitchfork wrote an article titles”d “Why did Daft Punk write a song about feet”

[becblanc]

im going to find the creators of pokemon uranium and smash a barrel over their head 

[gfsyuuftijgduyeyuftj]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

SUPER MARIO TORTURE

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[acciowine]

[ratfuck]

that scene from The Last Jedi where Leia uses the force to pull herself to the ship through space except it’s me pulling myself towards a pepsi machine

[ratfuck]

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[transcendisolation]

happy pride

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This is the gay agenda jsyk

[fifth-gate-rester]

this is what radical gay liberation really looks like

[youjustgotlawyered]

When you feel that first cramp:

[tastefullyoffensive]

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