I have tricked seven service members into putting themselves on the list.
The US military devotes actual time and Man hours to maintaining two lists. One list is for people who tell civilians about their inside jokes. The second list is for people who mentioned the list. I have tricked five Marines and two soldiers into putting themselves on one or both of the lists.
The first two were my principal and another teacher that worked at my school. The principal called me into the office three times to find out how I had learned that marines eat crayons. I thought it was really weird that the principal wanted me to provide him a name. I told him that I would not give him a name for his list. He said “and how do you know about the list?“
Then, when I was complaining to my friends that the principal wanted me to give him a name for the list, another teacher at the school, who was also a marine, asked me how I knew about the list as well. I asked him if he wanted to put that man on the list list. He asked me what I meant, and after it became clear that I knew about the list list in his mind, he asked for the name of who told me about the list list.
I told him that the man who told me about the list was the principal, and the man who told me about the list list was himself. They both later told me that they put themselves on the list. I did not tell them how I knew of Marines eating crayons. I was either 9 or 10 at the time. I have been chasing this high ever since.
The third man was my friend’s father. On Veterans Day, I asked my friend to deliver a box of crayons to his father. My friends father employed him to find out how I knew of the secret. Over the course of several weeks, I told a series of elaborate lies, and tricked this marine, through his son, into revealing that the red crayon was savory. I later learned through the marine’s son that he had added himself to the list. I did not tell them how I learned that marines eat crayons.
The fourth man was my science teacher. He also tried to find out how I knew of marines eating crayons. I tricked him into revealing that the list being real was part of the bit. He later told me that he added himself to the list list. I did not tell him how I knew of Marines eating crayons.
The fifth man was a marine about my age, who I actually got to put himself on both the list and the list list. The time that I put him on the list, I was so plastered, I don’t remember what he revealed. However, after he told me that he put himself on the list, I tricked him into, revealing that only members of the military can add people to the list. He later told me that he added himself to the list list. I did not reveal how I know about Marines eating crayons. 
The sixth and seventh confirmed listings were a pair of army recruiters. I tricked number six into revealing that there was a number that they could call to check if somebody was on the list. I tricked number seven into revealing that the list applied to the entire military, and that each branch operated with the same list. I did not tell them how I know of Marines eating crayons.
 12 other times, I tricked a marine into revealing something, but did not hear back from them.
I will never stop doing this.
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