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[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

when he loves the great gatsby <<<333333

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

So I finished Heartstopper and I have some thoughts

*SPOILERS*

- The casting? Perfection. 

-It stays true to the books pretty much which is good.

- Darcy Olsson I would give my life for you 

- Tao’s fear of abandonment really got me cause when my best friend got in a relationship it was hard because we didn’t really talk

-Nellie. That’s it.

- Olivia Coleman!!!!

- Tori was amazing.

- Can’t believe Bash Croft played Ben cause he’s an actual sweetheart

- The whole thing was amazing. Couldn’t fault it really. Although Ollie would have been good. And the teachers.

- As a Brit myself no one is that excited for sports day but yanno

- Tara and Nick becoming comfortable with their sexuality>>>>

- The beach!!!!!!

- Imogen was okay, that scene in the dining room was a bit iffy but she had a crush and was understanding, especially when Nick went to Charlie. She needs a redemption arc me thinks 

- Great show. I cried a lot though.

[badjokesbyjeff]

If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

Have I completely missed something why is Bill Clinton #1 on Famous Birthdays?

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

Yes Dr I am slightly stressed but that SURELY does not account for over a year of pain?????

I am stressed because I’m in pain.

[everlastingvodka]

Just because I’m interested in the lives/motives of mass murderers and serial killers DOES NOT mean I glorify them or their actions!!

What they did was absolutely horrible and has no excuse that could make it right!!

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

too damn RIGHT

think of the families bro

anyone who romanticises/ excuses their behaviour can fuck right off

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

So I finished One Of Us Is Lying and I have some thoughts

*SPOILERS*

- Why doesn’t Nate have AND I QUOTE FROM THE BOOK ‘messy dark hair and ratty leather jacket’????

- Janae SHOULD have known what happened to Simon. Then her storyline would be more obvious.

- Also Maeve and Janae? No Janae and Addy all the way that was so random Maeve literally didn’t need to be in the show, what was her purpose? also her hair annoyed me

- Cooper & Keely’s relationship was so much healthier even though it was a fake dating relationship they were a nice dynamic

- JAKE DARING SIMON???? no. Simon I QUOTE AGAIN ‘hated my life and everything in it. So I decided to get the hell out. But not go quietly.’ Jake needed to be an accomplice to get Addy in the picture but NOT AS A DARE AND LET HIM DIE.

- Did they actually explain why Simon hated Bronwyn, Cooper and Nate? ‘ He knew Bronwyn cheated and it pissed him off.’ Cooper got him blacklisted from a party. Nate stole Keeley away ... But that was never established.

- Nate causing Janae to OD? damn that was too much for me to handle

 - I wanted the car crash. Not the streakers.

- Vanessa? There were so many insignificant storylines.

-Where. Was. Ashton. She was amazing.

- Addy didnt have purple hair. Sadness.

- Why did Jake die. That wasn’t necessary and also they just? stood there? 

- Kris and Cooper >>>>>>>>>> also Coop and Addy’s friendship >>>

- Think the whole Cooper at lunch scene should have happened. 

- What happened to Nate & Bronwyn? Like yes B had her ‘I can’t go a few minutes without wanting to kiss you’ monologue but we needed more from them cause that scene when Nate is at her house at night? Perfection.

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

This Valentines Day, I want someone to love me as much as Victor Frankenstein loves himself.

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

My English teacher headcannoned Victor Frankenstein as ace and I am so glad I had my mask on cause I was BEAMING

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

Starting to base my entire personality on Red (Taylor’s Version) and I’m totally okay with that.

[lanalovestay]

the queasy feeling when dylan and sadie start to kiss.... the growing panic when you realize they’re fully making out... that’s exactly how people should have reacted to seeing jake and taylor. people either ignored this gut feeling or completely didn’t have it, and that’s a problem. how blatantly the film cuts to the chase and doesnt beat around the bush isn’t just a perfect demonstration of how taylor is committed to allowing herself to fully present and process what she really went through, but of how committed she is to using her art to prevent other young women and vulnerable people from finding themselves in similar situations, whether it’s from their own heightened awareness or the awareness of people around them who can step in if need be

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

Another day wishing I was Gwen from Total Drama.

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

So I finished Locke & Key S2 and I have some thoughts

*SPOILERS*

1) Duncan is a fantastic man I love him

2) Literally cried when Ellie & Rufus reunited omg I love Rufus so much. And I want his treehouse.

3) In the final episode, about 30 people died. How did they explain that to their families

4) Also who lives in a house that’s half way off a cliff

5) Did Josh give Jamie the dollhouse key back??????

6) GRIFFIN AND HALLEA WERE SO GOOD 

7) Where are these kid’s parents? i.e. the Savini Squad I know they don’t remember magic but their kids are in danger

8) The Captain dude story was a bit odd because if he was hung he couldn’t die because of the whispering iron?? Idk someone tell me and now he’s going to stick out like a sore thumb

9) The Locke kids need to not tell any more people about the keys it’s getting out of hand

10) It will be interesting to see Nina & magic 

11) IS SCOT GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT SEASON 

12) What are they going to do when the captain does shit and Tyler won’t know what’s going on

13) Why did Erin think that she would be able to take on Gabe and Eden by herself

14) Did Dodge love Kinsey? Idk man that was kinda odd but me too this is a Kinsey Locke stan account

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

Every so often I think about those kids from illegal Heathers.

I wonder how Heather C is doing. I hope she has recovered from carrying the show. And glasses guy.

I wonder if they’ve watched the performance on youtube.

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

JOHN AND JOHANNES GOT FUCKING 39 IN WEEK THREE

THAT PERFORMANCE WAS EVERYTHING

THE DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE CHOREOGRAPHY 

MY GOD I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE SO HUMBLE

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

Do I think they have 100% fully identified the Zodiac Killer? No.

Do I think the memes are absolutely hilarious? Yes.

Will I be watching the movie tonight? Yes.

Honestly I wish if motherfucking GARY was the killer I want him to be alive but he isn’t so that’s unfortunate.

But the funniest thing is the fact this guy seemed to know???? and was still friends with him??? wow.

[garlic-bread-enthusiast]

No but if Achilles existed today, I bet you 10000% that he would listen to My Chemical Romance and try to be hardcore goth but still get prepared lunch by his mum and she’d brush his hair and read him bedtime stories.