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guooey

sashaforthewin

Wow, my quality of life just skyrocketed looking at those well organized quails

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The quality of my life skyrocketed looking at that perfect bulb of garlic

berrytart

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

cadaverkeys

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

cadaverkeys

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

cadaverkeys

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

kinger-offical

Father we are hungry give us soup and bread and we can have a feast

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Could use some garlic

the-stew-goblin

radishes

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Garlic

thoughtportal

growing garlic on a window

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How would YOU like it if YOUR cloves were left in a watered dish by a nicely lit window?? Hmm??

Would you want YOUR sprouts to be used in a small loaf of bread? Huh? Would ya??

#garlic oppression

smashorpassgilf

can i submit garlic?

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Voting ended onMar 25, 2025

It's unreasonably difficult to find posts featuring the humble garlic without it being baked into some form of bread

#garlic

alexanderwales

When I was in high school I ate half a jar of pickled garlic. It was a pretty big jar. There wasn't much of a reason for this, just that I thought it was delicious and didn't have much self control. I thought that my breath would stink and whatever, I would brush my teeth a bunch and not actually worry about it.

Turns out, garlic has a way of just soaking into a person's entire body.

My guess is that this was about four full bulbs of pickled garlic. It was seeping out of my pores. It was in the oils of my hair and skin. When I went to the bathroom it smelled more like garlic than urine. It felt like it was going to last forever. On the second day I asked my mom whether I could stay home from school, and she asked how long I thought it was going to last, and I really had no idea.

I thought that it was funny, but other people thought that it was weird and off-putting, which made me think that it was less funny. One teacher placed me in the back corner of the room so I would cause the least problems with my stink.

I cried a little bit, and the tears smelled like garlic.

But in the twenty years since then, you know what? Not a single vampire.