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My brain worms got out again Mostly reblogs but I do post my own stuff as well

[bonetrousledbones]

papyrus really confronts a serial killer, fully prepared to stop them by force if necessarry, and starts his speech that's meant to convince them to turn around with "ok so first of all you're just fucking weird"

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Remaining time: 11 hours 57 minutes

Michael design by @mangozic

[smallpwbbles]

What the fuck do you mean the Among us show that Owen Dennis (infinity train) directed was just shadow dropped on paramount+???

[garlicghost]

finally got a chance to look on youtube and EXCUSE ME THE OFFICIAL AMONG US TV SHOW RELEASED IT'S FIRST EPISODE?????

THEY JUST DROPPED IT RANDOMLY

I USED TO PRAY FOR MOMENTS LIKE THESE T-T

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

[extracheesehead]

[eliassimp]

[iiinkos]

dont talk to me im gonna sit in heinrich’s 60 euro chair and kill parents with him

[g-n-c-quoi]

heinrich unheimlich i would love to sit in your 60 euro chair and make cursed dolls and horror games with you

[beholdingstranger]

‘You kill children’

Yes Dane but he also bought a CHAIR (it cost 60 euro)

[edettethegreat]

Jon's progression of Marks is so deeply devastating, because the further along he goes, the more Marks he gets from trying to save people.

His first 4 Marks (Web, Eye, Corruption, and Spiral) were things that were done to him. He didn't seek them out. Mr Spider was in the pile of books his grandma gave him. he had no way of knowing The Magnus Institute was haunted. Jane Prentiss hunted him down, and so did Michael.

the next 2 were brought about by his own curiosity. he knew the risks of accosting Jude and Mike, but he went willingly. his desire to seek out knowledge got him Marked by the Desolation and the Vast.

Elias sent Daisy to Hunt Jon, so that would make it the 5th Mark that Jon had no agency in, and the 7th Mark total.

then comes the Unknowing. in an attempt to save the world, Jon's willing to give his life to destroy the ritual. Marks 8 and 9 (Stranger and End) are purely altruistic on his part.

and from there on out, he continues to only get Marked via Protecting People.

Slaughter's from saving Melanie. Flesh and Buried are from saving Daisy. Dark is from trying to stop yet another ritual, something that he still believes could potentially end the world. Lonely is from saving Martin.

[this brings the final count to an exactly even split; 7 from external forces, 7 from Jon's attempts at protecting people]

as Jon becomes less and less human, he tries to save more and more people. and he's willing to give his life to do so!! he's willing to die!

and he succeeds. he successfully managed to save all his friends. it only cost him the world.

[samjakobo]

MLP "Mane" six as TMA avatars

Guys when I thought about this I was feeling like that one pirate writing with his feather

It just FITS GUYS PLEASE MY 3 FANS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE

Also, I made this in December because for some reason by the end of the year horses were haunting me and I couldn't stop thinking about them

[protocolmemaybe]

The Magnus Protocol, episode 31

[james-spooky]

tmagp 31 out of context:

[mysteries-of-starlights]

HAS THIS BEEN DONE YET?? WELL IT HAS NOW

TRULY, THEY ARE PARALLELS OF ONE ANOTHER

[cakemadeofbacon]

Avatars in tma: i will serve my Patron for as long as i live .it is the greatest honor that i may be of use to Them .take this noble sacrifice ,my Lord ,and in return ,free me of my earthly burden

Avatars in tmagp: i dont know how how the fuck i got here and i WILL make that your problem

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[nyanletnest]